Stop Comparing Me to American Moonbats (TOO funny!)

Iowahawk blog | July 5, 2005 | Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi (guest of Iowahawk)

[68skylark]

As a holy activist battling infidel crusaders and their heretic lackeys here in Mesopotamia, Allah knows I have to have a thick skin. Still, every once in a while, I’ll run across something that really gets my blood boiling. For instance, after my last opinion piece I got this nastygram from some choad over in Great Satanland:

I am appalled and sickened that anyone would draw a parellel between Al-Zarqawi and the American Left.

Oh, ya think? Well, I got news for you, Moby: I’m not exactly thrilled about any such comparison MYSELF, okay?  See, I didn’t spend the last ten years crawling in the sand at jihad training camp, getting my knuckles thwacked by an Imam every time I forgot a Quran verse, and living in smelly Baghdad safehouse just to get compared to a bunch of trucker-hat AltWeekly motards from Austin and Seattle.

[68skylark]

I can't post much of this here due to FR restrictions on language. But you'll die laughing -- just click here.

[Billthedrill]

Wicked funny.

Holy dung, like I don’t have enough of my own local idiots to put up with. Do you realize how hard it is to find decent jihad recruits when you're taking fire from infidels and Iraqis? Cripes, you should have seen the collection of numbnuts and droolers on the short bus from Saudi yesterday...

Hey, maybe this really is from Zarqy...

[68skylark]

For those of you not following this, Iowahawk had a guest column yesterday from Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, "Stop Questioning My Patriotism".

Someone over at the daily Kos got ahold of it, and they went absolutely freakin' berserk.

[TADSLOS]

Damn, that was funny!

[SittinYonder]

Good Allah, I swear the only way we’re ever gonna turn these morons into martyrs is to plant detonation buttons inside their nostrils.

Funny stuff.

[68skylark]

Here's my favorite:

Oh sure, the infidel progressives like to talk a good game. They’ll call you “freedom fighters” and “the resistance” and “Iraqi Minutemen.” But soon as you need some volunteers to take out a grade school full of collaborators, they’re like, “sorry dude, I’ve got to run off some International ANSWER fliers at Kinkos.”

[McGavin999]

Man, I just don’t get it. There are lots of other American groups who are joining us against Bush’s crusade, like David Duke and Fred Phelps and Stormfront. But who do I get automatically lumped in with? East Village Rage Against My Allowance ****wits in Fred Perry tracksuits who can’t figure out the controls on an iPod, let alone an international revolution.

You have to read the whole thing, but this part is pure gold.

[bitt]

thanks for the great laughs....

[bitt]

you aren't pinged to this ...

[Billthedrill]

BTT. Good to see the level of discourse on the Daily Kos lives down to standards. It would seem that Iowahawk has...let's see, what is that simpering self-congratulatory phrase the left is so fond of? Oh, yes, Iowahawk seems to have "struck a nerve."

[Slings and Arrows]

you aren't pinged to this ...

I am now. Thanks - hilarious!
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

[Slings and Arrows]

You've got adulation.

[gridlock]

Good Allah, I swear the only way we’re ever gonna turn these morons into martyrs is to plant detonation buttons inside their nostrils.

OK, that's where I lost it!

[King Prout]

RIOT!

[King Prout]

thanks for the pink - always good to start the day with a fit of hilarity :D

[Jet Jaguar]

Nice!

[Not A Snowbird]

trucker-hat AltWeekly motards from Austin and Seattle.

Hey!

[eureka!]

bump

[DocRock]

Marked to read later

[King Prout]

what is a "MOTARD"???