[Fester Chugabrew]

If it were not for junk faxes I would feel lonely. I live for junk faxes. I read them assiduously while chomping on cheeseburgers. I wait for the next "junk" fax with baited eyes. Please do not deprive me of the only means of knowing other people care about me. They're the only ones, besides my creditors, who care. It feels good to be wanted, and I do not want congress to deprive me of my felt needs. Let them take my money and spend it on themselves instead.

[chickenlips]

Doesn't the law about to take effect say that fax spammers can't send you faxes unless you have given prior approval? I thought it takes affect in July? As it is now they can send the fax and you then have to contact the sender to be taken off of the list of recipients. Is this some new law being debated that is going to eliminate the prior approval requirement?

[rattrap]

"The Black Fax" Recipie

3 Sheets Black (or any dark color) Construction Paper
1 Roll of scotch tape

Step 1. Tape all three sheets together
Step 2. Wait around for junk fax
Step 3. Dial junk fax number
Step 4. Send contruction paper
Step 5. When front end of construction paper comes out fold it over and tape it to the back end, creating a loop.