If it were not for junk faxes I would feel lonely. I live for junk faxes. I read them assiduously while chomping on cheeseburgers. I wait for the next "junk" fax with baited eyes. Please do not deprive me of the only means of knowing other people care about me. They're the only ones, besides my creditors, who care. It feels good to be wanted, and I do not want congress to deprive me of my felt needs. Let them take my money and spend it on themselves instead.
That post made me cry. I couldn't stand the thought of you sitting in front of a silent fax while quietly chomping on cheeseburgers with a tear in your eye.
What's your fax number? I'm sure we could pick up the slack, because we care!
My favorite junk fax's are for ink and toner...
That's just plain rude.
I care. Seriously I do. Send me your fax number.