That post made me cry. I couldn't stand the thought of you sitting in front of a silent fax while quietly chomping on cheeseburgers with a tear in your eye.
What's your fax number? I'm sure we could pick up the slack, because we care!
It's an eFax number (free of charge) that has been suspended due to too many junk faxes. Give me your fax number and I'll let the folks who offer free tissues know.