"The Black Fax" Recipie
3 Sheets Black (or any dark color) Construction Paper
1 Roll of scotch tape
Step 1. Tape all three sheets together
Step 2. Wait around for junk fax
Step 3. Dial junk fax number
Step 4. Send contruction paper
Step 5. When front end of construction paper comes out fold it over and tape it to the back end, creating a loop.
OMG!
You are rotten! How could you?
::ruffles through children's craft box for construction paper::