Posted on 04/14/2005 10:45:55 AM PDT by To much nose hair
I have to sit in the back of my Mom’s mini van and listen to her 60’s music.
I lost my license and now have to have my Mom drive me everywhere. She won't let me sit in the front because that is where her dog sits. I need some good advice from freepers on how to solve this problem.
She is a flaming Lib who loves the Democrats and is always saying I must do more for society. I have been doing more for society. My 1992 Grand Marquis with no muffler is off the road so I am saving on gas and I walk to the packy to get my daily 6 pack of natural light. I give my change to the homeless guys so they can go and by their mad dog 2020 and it makes them happy.
It just drives me crazy everyday as I sit in the back of my Mom’s minivan and listen to Dylan and Peter Paul and Mary. The puff the magic dragon song is cool and I often want to light up my dime bag and start the day off like I used to before I lost my license.
On the bright side I have more to smoke at lunch time. Smoking is hard at work because I just got a job as a substitute Jim teacher at a middle school near my Mom’s house. Any and all advice will be welcome.
One issue at a time...
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*yawn*
That's what I say when I'm in the back of the mini van
Jim teacher? LMAO
Yessss! In before the ZOT!
Oh gym teacher sorry.
What is a zot?
in before the ZOT!
This is a joke post, right? RIGHT???
Dude, drink PBR, it's like $11.00 for a 30 pack, and it's much better than that natural light crap. Hell, I prefer it to any of the major brands.
a ZOT is the opposite of TOZ
I bet your mom has put the back seat of the minivan to good use....
Like a picture she was laying there
And moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in Mom's mini-van
And that's all right with me
Why did you lose your license?
I smell ozone.
Wet your fingertips, gently touch your keyboard and wait...
I think you'd get much better advice on this topic on DU.
Do you feel your nose hairs standing on end?
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
Here's a very American solution: GET A JOB!
That's TOO much nose hair....not TO much nose hair. It's also TOO much information.
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