Posted on 02/16/2005 12:10:27 PM PST by doug from upland
It was Plains where he was born
For that president, I have such scorn
He had damaged us but good
That should not be misunderstood
They've commisioned a new sub
Who decided that had really flubbed
It is more than just absurd
From our enemies, we have heard ---
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
This thing should make your blood boil
It is powered by peanut oil
What poor sap would join that crew
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
(brief musical break)
Who got stuck in that command?
A short straw was drawn by that poor man
Can you just imagine that
"Jimmy Carter" is on his hat
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
We're not scared of the Carter submarine, Carter submarine, Carter submarine
Doug: If ye didn't exist, us FReepers would have had to make ye.
Another classic!
LOL. That was good.
EXCELLENT!
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