Posted on 01/23/2005 4:02:00 AM PST by an italian
Top Ten Bush Goals For His Second Term
10. Fewer idiotic remarks; more hilarious pratfalls.
9. Add mother Barbara to Mount Rushmore.
8. Combine Nebraska and Kansas into new state: Nebransas.
7. Spice up boring state dinners with tasty fish sticks!
6. Improve communication skills from poor to fair.
5. Catch up on his "Smokey And The Bandit" collection.
4. Get Ray Stevens to write some funny lyrics for "Hail To The Chief"
3. Ride every roller coaster in the country.
2. Install remote-activated button in Oval Office so he can blow stuff up right from his desk!
1. Begin vote-rigging process for Jeb's White House run in 2008.
You mjght want to take a look at this.
Not only not particularly funny, but way off the mark. These are the goals of a lame duck prez, coasting toward retirement and resting on his laurels (enough metaphors?)
The reality is the W has one of the most ambitious agendas of any president in any term in American history.
Is this really from the Letterman Show?
It's easy to have a sense of humor about yourself when you're winning ;-)
yes it is.
Split Up California and New York
One of these days the Left will get it. They were outthought, outflanked, and outvoted by adults. Letterman isn't funny, neither is SNL or the other handful of Leftist propaganda shows that pass for humor. Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll move to Europe with Redford, et. al.
Letterman is living proof that impish looking persons, with the sole talent of throwing pencils, are a big draw with people that can't sleep at night. ;)
Unfunny.
It seem that his goal is actually to combine Texas and Mexico into a new state: Texaco.
Hey, Letterman forgot Bush's ultimate strategery,
"Keep the DUmmies so focused on their delusions of stolen elections that they don't figure out why they've lost seats in Congress and the Presidency during past elections."
(end/sarcasm)
Those are some lame jokes.
No wonder Letterman has gone down the tubes.
I'll tell you how much of a jerk Letterman is, he smokes three cigars a day and pays $50 a piece for them. Is that a stupid waste or what?
Downright childishly Lettermanly stoooopid.
One of the basic tenets of good humor is that it be based in fact. Very little, if any of this, passes that test.
1. The complete global annihilation of the evil perverse religion called "Islam".
I guess I didn't even crack a smile because there is something so disrespectful in those remarks of letterman's that I didn't think they werre funny. Besides not one played on anything real about Pres Bush. He is not stupid or gauche or silly. He does have places that he could be made funny but Letterman didn't hit those. For instance, Barney the dog and Bush's lack of control over him is ripe for satire. And the daughters who clearly have Dad around their little finger. And Barbara who is a classic overbearing mother. Letter could have hit on that but he chose to pick the dem characterization. Leno would have done it better.
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