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1 posted on 01/23/2005 4:02:01 AM PST by an italian
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You mjght want to take a look at this.


2 posted on 01/23/2005 4:05:38 AM PST by exnavy
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To: an italian

Not only not particularly funny, but way off the mark. These are the goals of a lame duck prez, coasting toward retirement and resting on his laurels (enough metaphors?)

The reality is the W has one of the most ambitious agendas of any president in any term in American history.


3 posted on 01/23/2005 4:07:00 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show since 2002 so you don't have to.)
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To: an italian
Letterman used to be really funny. He's just lame now.

I miss Johnny Carson!
4 posted on 01/23/2005 4:07:59 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: an italian

Is this really from the Letterman Show?


5 posted on 01/23/2005 4:08:07 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: an italian
I thought they were funny.

It's easy to have a sense of humor about yourself when you're winning ;-)

6 posted on 01/23/2005 4:08:35 AM PST by Wormwood (Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
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To: an italian

One of these days the Left will get it. They were outthought, outflanked, and outvoted by adults. Letterman isn't funny, neither is SNL or the other handful of Leftist propaganda shows that pass for humor. Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll move to Europe with Redford, et. al.


9 posted on 01/23/2005 4:13:13 AM PST by hershey
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To: an italian

Letterman is living proof that impish looking persons, with the sole talent of throwing pencils, are a big draw with people that can't sleep at night. ;)


12 posted on 01/23/2005 4:30:39 AM PST by G.Mason ("and I'm a sheepdog. I live to protect the flock and confront the wolf.")
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To: an italian

Unfunny.


13 posted on 01/23/2005 4:30:49 AM PST by tkathy (Tyranny breeds terrorism. Freedom breeds peace.)
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To: an italian
Combine Nebraska and Kansas into new state: Nebransas.

It seem that his goal is actually to combine Texas and Mexico into a new state: Texaco.

14 posted on 01/23/2005 4:32:12 AM PST by Non-Sequitur
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1. Begin vote-rigging process for Jeb's White House run in 2008.

Hey, Letterman forgot Bush's ultimate strategery,

"Keep the DUmmies so focused on their delusions of stolen elections that they don't figure out why they've lost seats in Congress and the Presidency during past elections."

(end/sarcasm)

15 posted on 01/23/2005 4:34:28 AM PST by dawn53
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To: an italian

Those are some lame jokes.

No wonder Letterman has gone down the tubes.


16 posted on 01/23/2005 4:39:27 AM PST by HighWheeler (A culture of civility can't be established if truth's irrelevant to one side of the political debate)
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I'll tell you how much of a jerk Letterman is, he smokes three cigars a day and pays $50 a piece for them. Is that a stupid waste or what?


17 posted on 01/23/2005 4:39:41 AM PST by garylmoore (God Bless you W, you have prevailed.)
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Top Ten Bush Goals For His Second Term

1. The complete global annihilation of the evil perverse religion called "Islam".

19 posted on 01/23/2005 4:53:23 AM PST by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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I guess it's all in the delivery. Some of his top ten lists are funny, some of them tank. So what? "Drum roll please..."


24 posted on 01/23/2005 5:05:14 AM PST by Sun Soldier
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The assumption behind Letterman's top ten list on the President's goals is the liberal view that Bush is stupid.

So if Bush is stupid, like the liberals believe he is, why does the President keep beating liberals? What does that say about the left that they keep getting beat by someone who they think is a fool?

I have never read or heard a liberal raise this question. And I doubt that I ever will.



26 posted on 01/23/2005 5:22:34 AM PST by Ticonderoga34
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The misunderestimation continues unabated.

The mind encompassing rind of Hatred permits no truthh to enter.


27 posted on 01/23/2005 5:24:53 AM PST by bert (Don't Panic.....)
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2. Install remote-activated button in Oval Office so he can blow stuff up right from his desk!

I thought #2 was both pratical and pragmatic. Am I a real Republican now? ; )

29 posted on 01/23/2005 5:35:36 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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Funny he should mention fish sticks - the inaug dinner did in fact include a dessert made out of...Krispy Kremes! It was a dinner made from ingredients from donor companies. Very tasty, I'm sure!


30 posted on 01/23/2005 6:31:06 AM PST by AmericanChef
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