We're All Black Now!

Independent Media Center of Philadelphia ^ | January 8, 2005 | Lloyd Hart

[EveningStar]

Now that Electronic Jim-Crow has officially stolen the 2004 presidential and congressional elections it can be officially declared that the South has finally won the civil war. It took a 150 years for the proslavery, segregationist, white supremacist movement in America to accomplish the task but they finally did it.

[EveningStar]

ping

[SmithL]

Stay on any plantation you choose to.

[dirtboy]

I'm still glow-in-the-dark pasty.

[DTogo]

I can't read any further I'm laughing so hard... :)

[peyton randolph]

ROTFLMAO...they do drug testing on the 'journalists' who write this bilge? I'd guess crack or heroin.

[Dog Gone]

If this crap passes for our resistance, then indeed we have won.

[sgtbono2002]

This clown is ready for the rubber room.

[kittymyrib]

Boo-hoo...what makes this whiner think the Southern states want ANY of the blue loser states anyway?

[West Coast Conservative]

LOL!

[dirtboy]

Now that Electronic Jim-Crow has officially stolen the 2004 presidential and congressional elections

The liberal implosion continues unabated.

[Citizen James]

We're all black

Let me check... nope, I still can't dance...

[bigsigh]

I look in the mirror, I don't think I'm black. My wife says I'm Italipino.

[theDentist]

A funny barfy read. What happens when paranoia takes over a blog.

[exnavychick]

Ohfercryinoutloud.

Did someone actually get PAID to write this?

[cyborg]

hehehe

[EveningStar]

I checked. It does not appear to be a parody site.

[Theresawithanh]

" can't read any further I'm laughing so hard... :)"

Me too! I got about 4 paragaphs in, though! The dixiecrats who defected to the Republican party, etc. What a hoot!

[cyborg]

I don't know about black, but I could be a brown and white striped Litte Debbie cake.

[Arkie2]

Can you dunk?

[humblegunner]

I do have hand it to those Democrats (Even though it was Democrats lack of resistance to the right wing that put us where we are today) who did stand up and object to the electoral votes from Ohio in the congress for the simple fact that they provided very useful videotape to uncensored media outlets outside the United States that now get to back up all of their U.S. election theft investigative reporting with actual elected leaders in the Senate and House documenting how the election was stolen by George W. Bush and the criminal regime of which he is the titular though lead poisoned head.

Longest sentence EVER.

[DTogo]

I still can't get past the first sentence. Sounds like Juan Williams on Brit Hume's panel... :)

[rdb3]

We're all black now? Well then!

Don't hog the neckbones, Mike. Pass 'em!

[Citizen James]

IMC is the mental ward of the journalism hospital...

[wrathof59]

I put my tin-foil hat on, Beam me aboard, Scotty!

[lmr]

Attack of the moonbats

[ShadowDancer]

I don't mind being black as long as I don't have to have Randy Moss' hair.

[Theresawithanh]

How did you come across this gem? Thanks for posting, I got a good laugh out of it!

Articles like this, and the ones about NOW, how a Bush admin. threatens womens' health and such, crack me up! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!! Hehheh.

[82Marine89]

[South40]

What a steaming load.

[dr_pat]

So "America has come full circle from resisting to finally accepting the madness of King George. When the war criminal George Walker Bush is sworn in on January 20th. 2005 American democracy will be replaced by lineage despotism." is what you believe?

Or did you read the rest of the article before it was posted?

[exnavychick]

Apparently so. Geesh. These are some desperate folks.

[68 grunt]

LSD or PCP

[GW and Twins Pawpaw]

It does, doesn't it!

[Arkinsaw]

How long will Jewish folks continue to support the liberals as they continuously minimize the holocaust and Hitler by these ridiculous comparisons? Not even factoring in their hatred of Israel and support of militant Palestinianism.

And now they are ALL black. I am sure that your average black citizen agrees that all the leftist Volvo-driving, latte sipping, Freegan, atheist, gay-marriage promoting, fish-protecting, morons are BLACK now.

[Citizen James]

IMC...

They DEFINATELY do not get paid... hence there's no incentive to be truthful, or coherent for that matter...

[rdb3]

LSD or PCP

Naw, dude. That was good ol' fashioned Chronic! With a little bit of that Water smoke.

[Nasty McPhilthy]

For cyring out loud!

This guy's as lame as a football bat.

[South40]

I am sure that your average black citizen agrees that all the leftist Volvo-driving, latte sipping, Freegan, atheist, gay-marriage promoting, fish-protecting, morons are BLACK now.

I'm average, and I don't. But then, I use my mind and follow blindly behind no one.

[exnavychick]

Then perhaps they should actually try some paid work, assuming they don't have any. Most folks aren't hepped up about this...they can count, and don't believe in conspiracy theories that have zero basis in reality. Not only that, folks that get paid to work are going to make darn sure they believe in what they are doing before the undertake something like the author was advocating.

I suspect that this guy/gal (I didn't notice which, I'm sorry) will be awfully lonesome in their protest.

[buzzsaw6]

IIRC,the Democrats were the ones that enslaved the blacks, started the civil war to keep them enslaved, founded the KKK, enacted and enforced the Jim Crow laws, fought integration tooth and nail and currrently use race as a basis for just about ever entitlement around. So, Mr Hart, who are you trying to kid?

[GAWnCA]

We're all black Let me check... nope, I still can't dance...

And I can't jump either. LOL

[not-a-neocon]

Whoa!!

I'm out of breath. :)

[longtermmemmory]

Has anyone else noticed how the left has now isolated themselves into a few "reservations"? Perhaps the few remaining democrats should consider building physical walls around themselves to keep out the conservatives and keep the remaining taxpayers inside from escaping.

[Huntress]

This is so bad it's good. Unintentional satire.

[oldbrowser]

I just took a trip to the 1960's. I thought all those people from the 60's had grown up, renounced drug induced hallucinations and joined the real world.

[DennisR]

Hey, everyone, you can rate the article (1 = poor; 10 = excellent). I gave it a 1, and for the reason entered "Stupidity."

As usual, these types of Libs only know reality because they saw it in a dictionary once. They have no conception of what it is.

[stands2reason]

Latte maybe?

[cyborg]

Yeah! hehehe

[BigSkyFreeper]

I don't know about black, but I could be a brown and white striped Litte Debbie cake.