Posted on 11/24/2004 3:21:20 AM PST by paudio
Barbi Weiner, a third grade teacher currently on disability, is suing the Republican party for having taken an active role in returning George Bush to the White House, a circumstance that resulted in Ms. Weiner suffering a nervous collapse last Nov.8th as she crossed West 72nd Street.
"I looked up and saw the WestSideWaffle! sign with its big red 'Ws,'" she says. "And I realized it was true he won. Then I started thinking about my life and I realized that I couldnt go on living in a country where a war-mongering baby-killer holds the highest office in the land. I guess I lost it."
Asked why she doesnt simply make up her mind to leave the country, Ms. Weiner said, "Thats a typical Republican oversimplification - if you dont like it, leave. Nothing will ever change if we just run away. I chose the principled response. But I didnt think Id wind up spending a week in a mental hospital. Theres nothing crazy about wanting the President of the United States to be a Democrat. Anyway, I shouldnt have had to lose it completely just to bring this crisis to the attention of the American people."
The day after the election Ms. Weiner was unable to go to work, believing that any minute the election would be called for Mr. Kerry. But once he conceded she went into a deep depression. "He just gave up. Just like that. No fight, no lawsuits, no dimpled chads, no recounts, nothing. It was the lowest moment of my life."
Asked why she hasnt sued Mr. Kerry for capitulating, Ms. Weiner said, "Thats just like a Republican blame the victim. How would it be fair for me to sue Mr. Kerry for losing to the vast right-wing conspiracy?"
(Excerpt) Read more at frontpagemagazine.com ...
What an appropriate name....Weiner. She really is. Blecch.
thag
WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Crybaby alert!!
W won, face it and live on lady...
This has to be satire. It just sounds so funny that it can't be true.
She knew better than to sue the dems, she may have wound up in a shallow, Arkansas grave.
1. Kinda like abortion for the health of the mother.
2. You couldn't make up this stuff.
3. God Bless the U.S.A. and W.
The face of the democrat party.
I hope this does go to court.
How very appropriate.
Surely this is just a joke!
Read the entire article and I have to agree... It sounds like satire.
Ms. Weiner is now ineligible to own or purchase firearms due to her mental health disorder.
I agree; it MUST be satire. Nobody, even a delusional sKerry supporter, is THAT dumb.
In fact, it didn't surprise me at all. Those trial lawyers have brought everything to the court, arguing something is a health hazzard (remember McDonnald's hot cup?)
This is satire. Right??
Not bad, not bad at all...LOL.
We should sue Kerry and the DNC for making us sick to our stomach with all the BS they fed us. I know the only thing that cured me was a "W" victory.
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