DFU SONG: It Must Have Been Love (Suha sings to her beloved husband Yasser)

DFU SONGS | 11-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE

It is over...for dear Yasser...hourglass is...out of sand
I've had fun in Paris...with all that money...he lived in that stinking land...stinking land

As he lay...on his deathbed...I will act

I found his account...time to pull the plug...I found his account...say goodbye to the slug
I found his account...time to pull the plug...I found his account...I will not miss his mug

I could not stand...goat smell breathing...it had gagged me...every time
I'm a high-priced hooker...that's what they called me...and a partner in his crimes

And as he lay...on his deathbed...I've got to act

I found his account...time to pull the plug...found his account...say goodbye to the slug
I found his account...time to pull the plug...I will not miss his mug...I will not miss his mug

(musical break)

I found his account...time to pull the plug...I found his account...say goodbye to the slug
I found his account...time to pull the plug...I have found his account...I won't miss his mug

Say goodbye to Arafat...I have found his account...and I tell you it will be party time
Yes, it's gonna be party time

I found his account...time to pull the plug
I will not miss the slug...I will not miss the slug...not a little

I won't miss the slug...what a goat breath slug...I won't miss him

[doug from upland]

This one should bring a tear to your eye. They were so in love.

[nmh]

Yeah, I'm all teary eyed ;)

[Poohbah]

He's just...pining for the fjords.

[beckham]

The Legend of Yasser The Speckled Towel.

He scammed the rich and gave to the whore.

[Yaelle]

Oh Doug!! I have never laughed out loud to a man's death before!! I am feeling guilty that I do not feel any guilt!!!

You picked a great song for this.

[doug from upland]

It is actually one of my favorite songs. No need to feel guilt. He was a merchant of death and incredibly evil. The world would have been better had he left us about four decades ago.

[infidel29]

Beloved? I realize I`m behind the rest of the world, I just can`t get over...

Homosexual Arafat said dying of AIDS

Arafat said dying of AIDS

'JERUSALEM - Based on the symptoms Yasser Arafat is suffering from, as well as accounts of his rampantly homosexual past, political pundits and medical experts believe the blood-soaked Muslim terror chief is dying from complications related to the AIDS virus."

http://www.jnewswire.com/library/article.php?articleid=350

and...

"He has suffered a dramatic weight loss, memory loss and periods of disorientation, loss of muscle control and recurring nausea. His doctors tell us that his blood platelet count has dropped dramatically, but that he does not have leukemia. These symptoms sound remarkably AIDS-like, don't they? An AIDS diagnosis would certainly accord with what is widely known about Arafat's personal way of life. (Some of the lurid, homoerotic details can be found in the memoirs of Lt.-Gen. Ion Pacepa, former head of Romanian intelligence under Nicolae Ceausescu. See page 36.)"

http://www.nationalreview.com/frum/frum-diary.asp No wonder the U.S. wouldn`t let Israel take him out, killed, he`s a martyr, dead of AIDS, he`s reviled by muslims. Good 'ol "Yes-sir Y`are-a-fag"

[Spok]

I'll think of him whenever I see a tablecloth...

[doug from upland]

re: beloved

You are new here and apparently unfamiliar with my work. You will catch on soon.

The word "fag" was not particularly appreciated on this thread.

[doug from upland]

Yes, a tablecloth. I do the same.

[ladyinred]

Well, all you need is love you know. (and a Swiss account full of stolen millions)

[infidel29]

I thought of it after the fact and apologize for the error. I have read many of your songs in the short time I`ve been here and enjoy your work.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the kind words. No problem. What is obviously beloved to her is his estimated 2-3 billion dollars. Isn't she 30 or 40 years his junior?

[infidel29]

I believe she`s 41 and has been living in Paris for years. He`s 75 and has been hiding billions for years.

[doug from upland]

Yep. I just checked. He was born in 1929 and married her in 1991 when she was 28.

[doug from upland]

High-priced hooker. I called it.

SUHA TO GET 1.8 MIL PER MONTH PLUS OTHER GOODIES

[infidel29]

The worst ..well some of the worst things about him are why would she even marry him? seriously all the money aside, he looks like a camel`s butt. Rosie O`Donnell is rich... Roseanne is rich... Courtney Love is rich... interested yet?He`s stealing all this money from the Palestinians, the people he`s supposed to be leading, and he`s Egyptian. He masterminded the attacks on the 1972 Munich Olympics and is now called "a statesman", he was behind the Achille Lauro attack and is mourned in Europe by "progressive" journalists. Then they (the Euros) call us morons for re-electing G.W., they say they cannot understand our values, the liberals in this country mourn the fact that we have strained relations with a bunch of socialists in Europe. It`s all rather sickening.

[doug from upland]

Mass murderer Richard Ramirez had decent looking women visiting him in prison and wanting to have his baby. We simply cannot understand what is in the mind of some people.

[doug from upland]

Here's another THEY'RE GOING TO PULL THE PLUG thread.

[Yaelle]

I've been singing it all night now thanks to you (the real song).

I agree; the world would have been better if Arafat had never been born, even. When I think of that Nobel prize, my brain just says "DOESNOTCOMPUTE DOESNOTCOMPUTE!"