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FReeper Canteen ~ Election Break! If I Were President, I Would....? ~ 02 NOV 2004
FRiends Of The Canteen
Posted on 11/01/2004 8:10:14 PM PST by MoJo2001
Today's Topic: If I Were President, I Would.....? With the election going on today, we decided to make each of you "President" for a day. Now that you are ruling the country--what would you do? Would you give everyone Friday's off? Would you get rid of the income tax? What would you do? |
~ President (Insert Your Name) ~
Scenario
Before you sit down and do this, please GO VOTE!
America needs you. You have been made President for a day because the current one is going fishing on the new Mars settlement.
If I Were President, I Would...... Ban Taxes? Remove The Speed Limit? Repeal the Beer Tax? (Have to get a plug in for Burkaman 4 President!)
What would you do?
We want to know!! |
Now it's your turn to share. What would you do as President? |
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To: MoJo2001
I'd hire Rush Limbaugh as my press secretary and have him give briefings to the press from noon to 3 every week day.
81
posted on
11/01/2004 8:57:51 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Coming to you live from the belly of the beast, northeast Ohio and http://route-82.blogspot.com/)
To: bentfeather
Thank you, ms feather, for the Canteen Blessing for the Troops.
82
posted on
11/01/2004 8:58:12 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
To: Radix
Very cool.
I'm praying for it.
I'm so nervous about it.
I need chocolate.
It's my band aid when I'm not feeling well. LOL!
83
posted on
11/01/2004 8:58:20 PM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Support Our Troops! Operation Season's Greetings - www.proudpatriots.com)
To: TASMANIANRED
If I were President, I would:
1) Eliminate the Federal Department of Education, make the Teachers Union illegal, distribute the Federal Educational money to the local schools and require vouchers for all students that desire to go to a private school.
2) Dec lair Martial Law and fire the Congress and the Senate, then get a phone book from each District, open each phone book to a random page and point to a name and make that person a Congressman or Senator (give the Peoples House back to the People).
3)Shut down the Mexican boarder, sweep through America and deport all illegals (they can all wait in line like everybody else).
4) Eliminate Government funding to NPR.
5)Prosecute those in the mainstream media that have violated America's trust, and then suspend their license. Give the airwaves back to the American people.
And this is just my FIRST DAY IN OFFICE! Guess what I would do to the college professors, etc.
84
posted on
11/01/2004 8:59:18 PM PST
by
Viet-Boat-Rider
(((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
To: MoJo2001
If I were president...
I would hire Kerry and Tehrayza to be my maid and butler (respectively - heheh).
85
posted on
11/01/2004 9:01:47 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
(I think, therefore I am Republican!)
To: Diva Betsy Ross
And I'd make you some very nice rhymes...MUD
86
posted on
11/01/2004 9:04:03 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
To: MoJo2001
If I were president I would....
Make it law that for every lie used in a campaign the teller loses ten votes to his opponent for every person that heard or saw the lie.
and for every lie spread by outside sources aka 527's Like Moveon.org there would be a fine of 1 million dollars.
87
posted on
11/01/2004 9:04:42 PM PST
by
usmcobra
To: MoJo2001
With approx. 25% of oil products being used on engines, motors,manufacturing and farm equipment, I would mandate that all oil used for these purposes would be 100% synthetic.
I would dismantle the "Universal Service" dept. of the FCC.
(those goofy fed charges that are a percentage of your bill on all your phone bills - think about all the phone service you have - local/long distance/cell etc - those monthly fees must run into the gazillions each month...).
Any money in the fund at the time of dismantling is to be used to purchase oil for the Strategic Oil Reserves.
I would authorize campaign finance reform to include:
- Free air time (during certain times of the day only)
- A candidate can spend no more than the yearly salary
of the position that they are running for times the
length of the term.
- Stop all matching funds.
How would all this be done ? The Paul Begala method of law enactment...."Stroke of the pen, new law...kewl"
88
posted on
11/01/2004 9:06:31 PM PST
by
stylin19a
(It's called GOLF because all the other 4 letter words were taken)
To: MoJo2001
If I were President I would...
Yield most important decisions to Vice President Ann Coulter.
89
posted on
11/01/2004 9:08:06 PM PST
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Election Day!! Today President Bush gets re-elected! :^D
Go, Dubya, go !!
Have a cup while you Freep ! |
For those who prefer hot chocolate..... |
90
posted on
11/01/2004 9:12:00 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Dolphy
Welcome to the Canteen, Dolphy. I like your presidential wisdom.
91
posted on
11/01/2004 9:19:29 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
To: FreeManWhoCan
"Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God." - Thomas Jefferson. [Love your tagline]
If I was President I would:
1. Reaffirm that abortion is murder and make it illegal
2. Get the USA out of the UN and the UN out of the USA
3. Start impeaching activist judges
4. Abolish the income tax and the IRS
5. Ban socialism and communism and other anti-Americanisms
6. End 90% of foreign aid
7. Make it illegal to supress JudeoChristian symbols
8. Get the government out of Healthcare and Education
9. Cap the number of lawyers permitted in each state
10. Make 'God Bless America' the national anthem
To: MoJo2001
Dixville Notch tally:
Kerry 15
Bush 15
Unbelievable!
Dixville Notch, NH is the site of the first voting in the primary elections for the USA. The voters gather at the stroke of midnight to cast their ballots to the click and whir of news cameras from around the world. There is excellent hiking, fishing, golfing, and skiing in the area, and a resort hotel.
http://www.greatnorthwoods.org/dixvillenotch/
93
posted on
11/01/2004 9:21:24 PM PST
by
Radix
(In an effort to reduce bandwidth, this Tag Line will be abbrev...)
To: MoJo2001; Diva Betsy Ross; Kathy in Alaska; StarCMC; bentfeather; Brad's Gramma; ohioWfan
Seriously, if I were POTUS, I'd propose an amendment wherein the only legitimate voters were those who were NET-taxpayers...and all those who sucked more off the Federal teet than they paid in taxes would be precluded from voting!!
Just like stockholders...if you ain't a producer, yer a leech...MUD
94
posted on
11/01/2004 9:21:39 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
To: Khepri
Thanks, Khepri, for stopping by.
95
posted on
11/01/2004 9:22:35 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
THANKS FOR THE PING
96
posted on
11/01/2004 9:22:53 PM PST
by
Smartass
(BUSH & CHENEY 2004 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
To: Radix
I'm going to need a factory of chocolates to survive this Election. I just want it to end.
97
posted on
11/01/2004 9:23:31 PM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Support Our Troops! Operation Season's Greetings - www.proudpatriots.com)
To: MoJo2001
Bush should take a sword and make a line in the sand. He should plant to old glory on his side and the axis of evil and the UN flag on the other side. I would say anthing, but I would have a split screen with all good and glory on one side and the other side being dark and mysterious.
98
posted on
11/01/2004 9:23:54 PM PST
by
ONETWOONE
(onetwoone)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
99
posted on
11/01/2004 9:24:02 PM PST
by
Smartass
(BUSH & CHENEY 2004 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
To: crushelits
Welcome to the Canteen, crushlits. I like your ideas. No one would miss SeeBS or the NYT.
100
posted on
11/01/2004 9:25:09 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
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