SCUM who assaulted ANN COULTER HOLD INTERNET FUNDRAISER

AL PIEDA ^ | unsure | Al-Pieda

[Jokelahoma]

Maybe while in prison, these two can take throwing lessons. Seriously, throwing a pie at a rather tall woman from less than 5 feet away, and MISSING? How masculine is that?

Perhaps they can join the D-Block baseball team... but wait, better not. The only thing they'll learn on THAT team is how to play "Anal in the Outfield" or some such thing. Come to think of it, that may be a rather fitting punishment for trying to attack a lady.

[Recovering Hermit]

This is Al Pieda. On October 21st, our agents served Ann Coulter a heaping helping of humility as she was leaving the University of Arizona's Centennial Hall.

Hardly.

But in any case, I think that there should not be too much of a legal difference between throwing pies or throwing knives at unsuspecting victims.

I hope that your "operatives" are charged with assault.

Better luck next time...and better luck in producing a little more than 2500 hits to your web site.

[martin gibson]

uh,...great. nothing like a blistering email to teach someone a REAL lesson...

[Slings and Arrows]

If Ann had died of a heart attack or allergic reaction (G-d forbid) after getting hit with those pies, the Duh-namic Duo would be looking at a ride in Old Sparky. If Ann had hefted her weighty tome and knocked their pin-heads off, I can't believe that she would be so much as charged. These thugs are working on a Darwin Award nomination, and they don't even know it.

[DISCLAIMER: IANAL]

[cwiz24]

I detect sarcasm.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks - I love a story with a happy ending. Please also see my previous post.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Did anyone else notice the email address for the donations and information is a UK address. Wonder what that's about?

[claudiustg]

---Right now, two Al Pieda operatives, Zach and Phil, are being charged with assault, disturbing the peace, and criminal damage. We ask everyone involved, where is your sense of humor? ---

All right all ready, I'm laughing! These bozos are going to be running around in pink underwear and sleeping in tents behind razor wire at the lockup from hell. HAHAHAHAHA!

[finnman69]

[finnman69]

[Flightdeck]

When it happened, we were all making fun of how the one guy's face looked like he'd been snorting coke or drinking Cutty Sark for as long as Ted Kennedy. Then, Ann went on H&C and said he got his ass beat, so know we know why it was so red.

[finnman69]

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[WIright]

hmmmmm...WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ALL ORDERED PIZZAS DELIVERED TO ZACHS HOUSE TONIGHT!!!

[old3030]

Perhaps if Zach and Phil had real jobs they would have decent haircuts, clothes, and money for their own lawyers.

Oh, but wait, then they'd be ... they'd be Republicans.

[E Rocc]

Wow! Imagine somebody running at Al Franken and throwing Apple pie on him! Would we be hearing where is your sense of humor?

Well actually, it could be said that no one has ever had a fantasy involving Al Franken and whipped cream. >:)

I do find it interesting that these guys have a UK-based Yahoo address.

-Eric

[RaceBannon]

The DU guys might have that fantasy....

[Tacis]

This is a great opportunity for these two fine young men to gain some experience as a political prisoner. With any luck, they will have the opportunity to do three to six months in a lacal jail facility. In the jail, they will be able to write a column called, are you ready for this, "Cherry Pieda." Isn't that a hoot? But, I understand that hardened prisoners love to have dumb young clueless elitists to "service" them.

I do hope that neither young man has any other item on his record that might lead to an even stiffer sentence. How about "Banana Pieda" or would that be too cruel? Just let's hope that Ann has the cajones to continue to press charges even though it will mean a record and maybe jail time for these two. If they are Italian, maybe the other inmates will call them "Pizza Pieda."

[E Rocc]

If Ann had died of a heart attack or allergic reaction (G-d forbid) after getting hit with those pies, the Duh-namic Duo would be looking at a ride in Old Sparky. If Ann had hefted her weighty tome and knocked their pin-heads off, I can't believe that she would be so much as charged. These thugs are working on a Darwin Award nomination, and they don't even know it.

Actually, it would be kind of slick for Ann to decline to press charges, commenting that they don't know any better way to get a real woman's attention and/or that living life stupid and liberal is punishment enough. >:)

-Eric

[Slings and Arrows]

hmmmmm...WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE ALL ORDERED PIZZAS DELIVERED TO ZACHS HOUSE TONIGHT!!!

The innocent pizza shops and drivers would lose money. Not the Conservative Way.

[tacticalogic]

Someone should stuff their webserver full of pie. Pie is funny.