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[RaceBannon]

The SCUM who assaulted Ann Coulter have appeared in this website, and the website links to a donation fund to pay their egal bills!

[RaceBannon]

HOME PICTURES VIDEO GLOBAL PASTRY UPRISING DONATE CONTACT		A Haiku from Agent Banana Autumn politics people enjoy taking sides but pie is funny Theater With Ann Coulter Everyone who watched Ann Coulter speak at Centennial Hall Thursday night witnessed some impressive political theatre. Coulter delivered a mix of hate speech, one-liners, and bad puns while the audience rejoined with applause and "amens". An Al Pieda favorite was, "We're all tired of having the gay agenda shoved down our throats. Apologies to all my gay male readers." Come on folks, that's funny. So is pie. In all seriousness though, homophobia is gay. Right now, two Al Pieda operatives, Zach and Phil, are being charged with assault, disturbing the peace, and criminal damage. We ask everyone involved, where is your sense of humor? If Ann Coulter wants to tell towel-head jokes, Al Pieda will be the first to laugh. We will also be the first to retaliate with jokes of our own. No one was hurt Thursday night. However, something in the neighborhood of 40,000 Iraqi soldiers, 15,000 Iraqi civilians, and 1,000 American soldiers have been killed in the war in Iraq that Coulter cheerleads. No Al Pieda agents have been found in Iraq. Please contact Al Pieda with comments, questions, and any offers of support for the legal defense fund for Phil and Zach. Busted! View the police report here. Officer Valenzuela was really professional, but the report does have a few errors. Hopefully we can capitalize on this in court. Initial Press Release This is Al Pieda. On October 21st, our agents served Ann Coulter a heaping helping of humility as she was leaving the University of Arizona's Centennial Hall. This was done in the spirit of humor and political satire. As always, Al Pieda's actions were non-violent, vegan, and organic. Ann Coulter speaks of the necessity of war. Al Pieda believes that war is avoidable. Ann Coulter speaks callously of war in a manner that illustrates just how far her life is from the reality of war. Al Pieda believes that war is ugly and gruesome. We believe that civilian populations, in particular the poor, always suffer in war. Ann Coulter's writing is permeated by an ultra-nationalistic subtext that puts America and Americans (or at least the very rich Americans that make up her social circle) above all others. Al Pieda believes that all human beings are equally valuable, regardless of their nationality or ethnicity. Ann Coulter speaks of other religions with intolerance. Al Pieda believes that people of all religions can live together peacefully. We believe this starts with each of us treating others as we wish to be treated. We do not yet know what the legal ramifications of our actions will be. Ms. Coulter or the state of Arizona may try to portray our actions as violent. We deplore the far greater violence that our government wreaks on those in other nations while Ann Coulter acts as cheerleader. Remember, pie is funny; war is not. Rough, Text-only Version of "Propaganda" Confiscated by the Police Al Pieda operatives served Ann Coulter a dose of humility tonight. Al Pieda creates non-violent, creative, political happenings. We encourage everyone to CARE, READ, THINK, and ACT. Remember, pie is funny; war is not. We Reject Ann Coulter Because She Is . . . . . . A Warmongering Capitalist                 "'Liberals are always talking about why we shouldn't go to war for oil,' said Coulter. 'But why not go to war for oil? We need oil. Of course we use most of the world's oil; we do most of the world's production.'"1         . . . Racist "Coulter also spoke at length in support of racial profiling. 'In the past twenty years, one-hundred percent of terrorist attacks against this country have been by Muslim extremists,' she said. 'Naturally, the democrats won't let us look for Muslim extremists. When there is a one-hundred percent chance that the next terrorist attack will be made by a Muslim extremist, it's no longer a profile, it's a description of the suspect.'"1 . . An Imperialist Crusader                 "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.'"2         . . . Dumbing Down America "Republicans are more simple-minded, but for some things you want to be a little less contemplative, a little less nuanced. In a war against rabid savages trying to nuke Manhattan, you want a policy more along the lines of: Kill 'em! "3 Sources 1. Nevils, Brooke. "Ann Coulter raises cheers, boos at MSE" in The John Hopkins News-Letter Online http://www.jhunewsletter.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/10/03/3f7df64cc1a12 3 October 2003 (accessed 20 October 2004). 2. Coulter, Ann. "This is War" National Review Online http://www.nationalreview.com/coulter/coulter091301.shtml 13 September 2001 (accessed 20 October 2004). 3. Coulter, Ann. "Fall Fashion Preview: Cowboy Boots In, Flip-Flops Out" http://www.anncoulter.org 13 October 2004 (accessed 20 October 2004).		Legal Aid Fund:

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[camle]

the thing to do is to log in under a fake id and pledge the total amount. nobody else will pledge since they'll be over. When it's all over, reneg on the p[ledge leaving them with little or nothing.

[cwiz24]

Only truly sick puppies would use a spoof of Al Qaeda as the name of their made-up organization. These people need to be reminded of what happened on 9-11 and using the name of that terrorist organization (even if it was meant to be funny) is no laughing matter.

[RandallFlagg]

UGH! How can we FReep this loser? Crash his site "Rush" style?

[Angry Republican]

These idiots have done nothing to scare anyone who's voting for Bush. Nor have they influenced Ann Coulter to vote for sKerry. All they have done is proven to us that the Democrats are crybabies. Nothing more. Nothing less.

[rocksblues]

We ask everyone involved, where is your sense of humor?

Wow! Imagine somebody running at Al Franken and throwing Apple pie on him! Would we be hearing where is your sense of humor?

[RaceBannon]

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[thag]

Maybe if it was a piping hot, fresh from the oven apple pie....now, there's a joke for you!

[cwiz24]

Here is the email I just sent to their contact address (which, oddly, is @yahoo.co.uk):

You should be ashamed of yourselves. Not just for throwing a pie at Ann Coulter (who, by the way, is allowed to say anything she wants to whenever she wants to), but for your tasteless use of the name 'Al Pieda'. I see that this is a play-on-words, and ordinarily I would think this was very clever. But Al Qaeda is not a laughing matter. Thousands of U.S. and international families lost members due to Al Qaeda's actions and by comparing yourselves with them, you are (intentionally or not) drawing comparisons of yourselves with the most hateful, evil group of people to materialize in the past fifty years. It is not funny. And your use of this name and your attempt to make it a joke just goes to show that you liberals still (unbelieveably) don't get it. You have apparently entirely forgotten what happened on September 11th. Shame on you. I hope you'll be able to tell your children about what happened three years ago and then proceed to tell them that you were able to make jokes about it before the dust was barely settled. September 11th is not open to mockery and humor. Not yet. Perhaps not ever.

[Slings and Arrows]

As I said on another thread, I really wish these goons had tried this trick on G. Gordon Liddy.

[Calvinist_Dark_Lord]

Hey, if anyone is actually stupid enough to give money to these clowns, more power to them...they're still going to loose the case in court, and the money will be gone.

i'm happy to let liberal scum throw their money down a black hole, aren't you?

Aside from that, they almost ended up looking like road kill when Ann's male 'admirers' got done with them. Hadn't been for the police arresting them, they would have ended up as road kill.

Moral of the story: Those cream pies will kill you. Remember Race, vote early and often.

[FD_Pilot]

I want to see them to explain away a felony arrest on their next job application..... "uhh....pie is funny?"

[Antonello]

UGH! How can we FReep this loser? Crash his site "Rush" style?

Well, you could always contact Zach Wolff (one of the assailants and the person who set up the alpieda website) directly and voice your "support" of his actions...

An Internic Whois search for alpieda.org shows:

Registrant Name:Zach Wolff

Registrant Organization:Al Pieda

Registrant Street1:1700 Prince Road Apt 2037

Registrant Street2:

Registrant Street3:

Registrant City:Tucson

Registrant State/Province:AZ

Registrant Postal Code:85705

Registrant Country:US

Registrant Phone:+1.5204036631

[RandallFlagg]

Heh-heh!

NOTHING gets past FRee Republic.

[robertpaulsen]

From the website:

"It looks like Phil and Zach have some heavy expenses coming up. Currently they're relying on the public defender, but the money to get better representation could make a big difference. Right now our biggest priority is to get out of the felony charge."

"In addition to the legal fees, there may be fines. The two misdemeanors could cost several hundred dollars each. We've heard conflicting reports as high as $6,000 for the value of the scrim, which may have to be replaced. Haven't these people ever heard of soap and water? It's just pie!"

"On top of these major expenses there will be incidentals. You've probably seen the mugshots and already realize that both Phil and Zach could use a haircut. A new shirt and tie might go a long way too. All donations will be put into a fund that is used purely at the discretion of Zach and Phil. They promise to spend the money on legitimate expenses related to the case. However, knowing these two hooligans, it could get spent on tofu. There are more pies to be baked after all."

According to the PayPal link, donations go to zachary_wolff@yahoo.com

I intend to "donate" directly.

[ArrogantBustard]

All they have done is proven to us that the Democrats are crybabies.

They're worse than crybabies ... Today they're throwing pies ... but they're not far from that murderous @$$hole that tried to run down K. Harris ... And he's not far from actually killing someone. The savage lurks very close beneath the surface of the committed lefitst.

[Slings and Arrows]

I want to see them to explain away a felony arrest on their next job application..... "uhh....pie is funny?"

It's the new Chewbacca Defense.

[Brilliant]

She ought to sue them for damages and seize the money!

[vetvetdoug]

PETA threw a pie into the face of an 18 year old Rodeo Queen during the National High School Rodeo Championships a couple of years ago. The father of the girl took care of the PETA member and the hospital took the PETA member away also. No charges were filed.