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Caption Jimmah Carter
Internet ^ | Sept 27, 2004 | Self

Posted on 09/27/2004 12:30:42 PM PDT by ChuckShick

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To: markman46
"You mean I'am not dead yet????"


My thoughts exactly.
41 posted on 09/27/2004 12:48:48 PM PDT by Boiler Plate
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To: Conspiracy Guy
"Uh, Nuhse? You want me to pee in this bottle?"
42 posted on 09/27/2004 12:48:50 PM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: huskers2004

Don Knotts without a brain.


43 posted on 09/27/2004 12:49:59 PM PDT by No Surrender No Retreat (These Colors Never Run( 7.62) "See Ya"ll At The VA Clinic" "Xin Loi My Boy")
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To: ChuckShick

I'm wearing "Opps I Crapped My Pants"...And I just did.


44 posted on 09/27/2004 12:50:06 PM PDT by rudypoot (Kerry sold out the US for political gain before now and he is doing it again.)
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To: ChuckShick

Jeez, I thought that guys was Jimmah Cricket!


45 posted on 09/27/2004 12:50:35 PM PDT by Lunkhead_01
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To: ChuckShick

I'm dying... Help me...


46 posted on 09/27/2004 12:51:15 PM PDT by funkywbr
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To: ChuckShick

Last night NBC's "Saturday Night Live" was hosted by well known movie producer Michael Moore, known for his fact-based documentary films. The oddedst moment of the evening was at the end of the "opening skit" lampooning president Bush, when the the guest actor, a has-been politician, flubbed his lines.

Instead of the intended "Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!" Mr. Carter accidentally said, "Where am I, and who dressed me like this?"


47 posted on 09/27/2004 12:52:35 PM PDT by Jerry W. Howard
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To: Lunkhead_01

Why do I feel like I have kick me on my jacket?


48 posted on 09/27/2004 12:53:13 PM PDT by Ginifer
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To: ChuckShick

Iran, N. Korea, Nicaraugua, Venezuelia, Haiti, anyone other dictators need my help?


49 posted on 09/27/2004 12:55:22 PM PDT by bukkdems
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To: Jerry W. Howard

That's not true, surely.


50 posted on 09/27/2004 12:57:41 PM PDT by expatpat
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To: ErnBatavia

ROFLMPO!!


51 posted on 09/27/2004 12:57:53 PM PDT by JesseJane ( “fake but accurate” ... it’s like saying a body in a pine box is “dead but lifelike.” -- Lileks)
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To: ChuckShick

Bueller????????? Bueller?????


52 posted on 09/27/2004 1:00:05 PM PDT by JesseJane ( “fake but accurate” ... it’s like saying a body in a pine box is “dead but lifelike.” -- Lileks)
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To: ChuckShick

There is no fool like an old fool.


53 posted on 09/27/2004 1:00:08 PM PDT by DOGEY
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To: Chummy

And on day 444 I got the hostages back...er...well maybe it was because they were scared to death of Reagan. Lord knows they weren't afraid of me.


54 posted on 09/27/2004 1:01:13 PM PDT by GunnyHartman (Islam + Dubya = Waslam)
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To: Don Simmons

Remember my slogan "Trust Me."

Just like the Shah of Iran trusted me. And the President of Nicaragua. And the hostages. And the men in the military who I left without wages or equipment.

And the first President Bush when I secretly told Syria, Eqypt, and someone else to oppose the first Gulf War.

Oh yeah, and those idiots I tricked into a communist government in Venezuela.


55 posted on 09/27/2004 1:05:07 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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To: ChuckShick
Jimmy Carter: Former President of the United States and First Lady of Venezuela.
56 posted on 09/27/2004 1:05:58 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Jimmah was invited as a guest auctioneer, but had to have the gavel taken away as he began to unconsciously put up wallboard.

On an aside, I used to think it was neat to share a birthday with "The President" {sigh}. I hate to admit that I even voted for Mr. Peanut... :-P


57 posted on 09/27/2004 1:16:02 PM PDT by mikrofon (Mea Maxima Culpa)
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To: bukkdems
Jimminy Carter at 80....the worst American President. Gave away the Panama Canal. Lost Nicaragua to the commies. Lost Iran to the Islamic clerics. Failed to rescue the US embassy employees held hostage. Had massive unemployment. Had inflation of 12+ percent (The prime rate went to more than 20% to control inflation). Allowed the unconstitutional Dept of Energy to be created. Allowed the federal governemnt to take over education with the US Dept of Education. Cut up the US Civil Service and created the high-cost Senior Executive Service. Let the Soviets invade Afghanistan. Boycotted the Olympics....

Now he says we are doing "unconscionable" electioneering in Florida....Hmmmm? This guy is still a loser.

58 posted on 09/27/2004 1:16:47 PM PDT by NetValue (They're not Americans, they're democrats. They hate the US Constitution.)
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To: NetValue

....and, as one of the worst Presidents in our nation's history I know a bad President when I see one...wait, I was wrong then, can I be wrong now?


59 posted on 09/27/2004 1:20:06 PM PDT by vigilence
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To: ErnBatavia

The pahscripshun on mah glasses has expirahed. Wheah is the microfone?


60 posted on 09/27/2004 1:20:46 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather, "I lied, but I lied about the truth".)
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