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Caption Jimmah Carter
Internet ^ | Sept 27, 2004 | Self

Posted on 09/27/2004 12:30:42 PM PDT by ChuckShick

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To: marineguy


"...and then on Day Three Hundred Fifty-two of the Hostage Crisis, I took decisive action. Nope, not really. I did nothing. Just trying to see if y'all are still awake."
21 posted on 09/27/2004 12:39:29 PM PDT by Chummy ("I Rather Know when I See BS." RepublicanAttackSquad.biz: "A vote 4 Kerry is a vote 4 Osama")
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To: ChuckShick

I, Jimmy Carter, stand with John Kerry in using our influence to guarantee success to the enemies of the United States of America. Whether it's giving away the most strategic piece of land in the western hemisphere, or being completely impotent in the middle east, I'm working for the same cause as John Kerry.


22 posted on 09/27/2004 12:40:15 PM PDT by OHelix
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To: ChuckShick

"Really, the North Koreans promised they would cooperate."


23 posted on 09/27/2004 12:40:15 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: ChuckShick
"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Oooops, wrong liberal quote, but he would have said it if she didn't.

24 posted on 09/27/2004 12:40:24 PM PDT by GaltMeister (I'm just a Pajamahadeen cog in the wheels of the VRWC.)
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To: ChuckShick
Hello, Osama? If you can hear me, we're very sorry!


25 posted on 09/27/2004 12:41:21 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Kerry lied while courageous veterans died.)
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To: ChuckShick

"I'm Jimmy Stewart...and I'm incredibly old..."

(Saturday Night Live skit)


26 posted on 09/27/2004 12:41:21 PM PDT by Don Simmons (Annoy a liberal: Work hard; Prosper; Be Happy.)
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To: ChuckShick

"I am on the verge of dropping dead."


27 posted on 09/27/2004 12:41:45 PM PDT by cwiz24
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To: ChuckShick
"I'm jest d@mned if I can figger out wha they keep puttin' these micerfones in my face like I got sumpin' to say that people wanna heyah."

Shalom.

28 posted on 09/27/2004 12:42:10 PM PDT by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: ChuckShick

Ah had no afore-mentioned knowledge of how to use Microsoft Word...uh, ah mean a typewriter. Ah could not, and would not, fabricate such a despicable, but true letter to mah friends at CBS.


29 posted on 09/27/2004 12:42:58 PM PDT by add925
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To: Red Badger

Unfortunately, he made the 68 degree request of America in the WINTER! I still shiver when I think of it.


30 posted on 09/27/2004 12:43:12 PM PDT by freepertoo
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To: ChuckShick

911 - My Fault!!


31 posted on 09/27/2004 12:43:52 PM PDT by 4MoreYearsOfBushGivesEnemyHell (I need to go to the toilet to take a Kerry + Teresa)
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To: ChuckShick
Please someone take me back to the farm. I need peanuts, warm milk and a hot bath.Is that koffi on the hot line....
32 posted on 09/27/2004 12:43:52 PM PDT by keysguy (Trust the media as far as you can throw them)
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To: Quick Shot

I am a detail man.


33 posted on 09/27/2004 12:44:06 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather, "I lied, but I lied about the truth".)
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To: ChuckShick
The image “http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/chuckshick/carter.bmp” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

Then there's the malai....Snore.

Would somebody please shake Mr. Carter? He's drifted off again.

34 posted on 09/27/2004 12:45:49 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen (Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.)
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To: freepertoo

Carter for UN General Secretary!! Let's get all our enemies in one place.


35 posted on 09/27/2004 12:45:57 PM PDT by wvobiwan (Kerry/Edwards Foreign Policy Slogan: Accept our surrender or we'll sue!)
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To: Chummy

Amy ? Amy?

Put up a picture of the mah granchil'.....

Heah we go now.............

Cartah Family, noooo doubt....


36 posted on 09/27/2004 12:46:35 PM PDT by JesseJane ( “fake but accurate” ... it’s like saying a body in a pine box is “dead but lifelike.” -- Lileks)
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To: ChuckShick; Gabz

No, I do not buy unriped bananas.


37 posted on 09/27/2004 12:46:50 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Day 19, and the pajamahadeen still demands Dan Rather be fired)
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To: ChuckShick

"I'm here at the R CENTER to advocate for those helpless r's who need homes and jobs....it's like my brother used to say.....let's have a beer and talk about r's"


38 posted on 09/27/2004 12:47:02 PM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: ChuckShick

I'm not dead yet because heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'd monitor their elections.


39 posted on 09/27/2004 12:47:30 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Day 19, and the pajamahadeen still demands Dan Rather be fired)
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To: ChuckShick; Paul Atreides; mikrofon; martin_fierro

BUSH, CARTER BID FOR NOK-A-HOMA HEADDRESS

40 posted on 09/27/2004 12:48:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Braves New World.)
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