Posted on 05/20/2004 11:35:44 AM PDT by Sonar5
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
You made my day!!! Thank You!!! This is going to be my theme over the next few weeks. What did Bush know and When did he know it?
Actually, the Cicadas will be collected and shipped off to feed the starving in underdeveloped third world countries.
Yet another cause we have taken away from the DemonRats.
ROFL!
I love it!
Great - thanks for the laugh!!
Very funny, thanks!
And in return, the starving underdeveloped countries are going to send Kerry's daughter some decent clothes.
Thank God now I know who to blame for the one billion cicadas all over my yard and trees!!! LOLOLOL
After reading about these critters for more than a week, I finally saw one of them for the first time on a sidewalk near my house.
Baghdad Bob claims the Sarin bomb found in Iraq was just to be used as an insecticide.
AP Headline: "Cicada Invasion Unjustified: Bush Pre-planned War on Vegetation!"
Al-Jazeera: "Bush's Rogue Cicada Army Molests Innocent Muslims in New York: Abuse Caught on Tape!"
911 commision: "Clark accuses Rice of never having heard of Cicada's until he mentioned them!"
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and Cicadas.
Both controlled by George W. as he sips suds.
But, George doesn’t drink.
And Democrats can’t think.
They think we don’t see them as complete frauds.
Absolutely great.
We lived in the DC area when one of these invasions happened 2 cycles ago.
We had a year old German Short Haired pointer. She was a great protector of the family, with a huge appetite and not much will power nor brains when it came to eating.
She gorged herself on these critters. I had locked her up in the shed where I keep our lawn mower to keep her from ODing on the Cicadas. She got mad and chewed up everything that wasn't metal that was in the shed. She ruined a lawnmower, handles on rakes, shovels and saws.
After that, I just left her out after that to gorge every night. She looked like a blimp when the Cicadas stopped coming out.
I hope I'm not pinging too often but this is funny ping...
More Pax pings!
You have a great sense for these things!!!
Bugs 4 Bush.
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