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1 posted on 05/20/2004 11:35:47 AM PDT by Sonar5
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


2 posted on 05/20/2004 11:45:00 AM PDT by Mister Baredog ((Kerry is a dork))
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You made my day!!! Thank You!!! This is going to be my theme over the next few weeks. What did Bush know and When did he know it?


3 posted on 05/20/2004 11:57:06 AM PDT by BallyBill
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Actually, the Cicadas will be collected and shipped off to feed the starving in underdeveloped third world countries.
Yet another cause we have taken away from the DemonRats.


4 posted on 05/20/2004 12:04:54 PM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (Snarlin' Arlen will never, I repeat, NEVER get my vote!)
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ROFL!


5 posted on 05/20/2004 12:08:21 PM PDT by Cold Heat (Lex et Liberatas......Semper Vigilo, Paratus, et Fidelis!)
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I love it!


6 posted on 05/20/2004 12:17:08 PM PDT by T Minus Four
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Great - thanks for the laugh!!


7 posted on 05/20/2004 1:14:54 PM PDT by bluewater bird
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Very funny, thanks!


8 posted on 05/20/2004 1:30:18 PM PDT by Chieftain (To all who serve and support those who serve - thank you!)
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10 posted on 05/20/2004 1:46:52 PM PDT by TexKat (Just because you did not see it or read it, that does not mean it did or did not happen.)
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Thank God now I know who to blame for the one billion cicadas all over my yard and trees!!! LOLOLOL


11 posted on 05/20/2004 1:51:45 PM PDT by Dems_R_Losers (And now, Dems_R_EVIL --- Pukin Dog)
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Baghdad Bob claims the Sarin bomb found in Iraq was just to be used as an insecticide.


13 posted on 05/20/2004 2:40:02 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Teach a Democrat to fish and he will curse you for not just giving him the fish.)
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AP Headline: "Cicada Invasion Unjustified: Bush Pre-planned War on Vegetation!"

Al-Jazeera: "Bush's Rogue Cicada Army Molests Innocent Muslims in New York: Abuse Caught on Tape!"

911 commision: "Clark accuses Rice of never having heard of Cicada's until he mentioned them!"


14 posted on 05/20/2004 2:58:51 PM PDT by PsyOp (A nation can survive its fools…. But it cannot survive treason from within. – Cicero.)
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The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and Cicadas.
Both controlled by George W. as he sips suds.
But, George doesn’t drink.
And Democrats can’t think.
They think we don’t see them as complete frauds.


15 posted on 05/20/2004 3:24:40 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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Let me guess: Daschle is "very disappointed" that W didn't do enough.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

16 posted on 05/20/2004 3:26:58 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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Absolutely great.

We lived in the DC area when one of these invasions happened 2 cycles ago.

We had a year old German Short Haired pointer. She was a great protector of the family, with a huge appetite and not much will power nor brains when it came to eating.

She gorged herself on these critters. I had locked her up in the shed where I keep our lawn mower to keep her from ODing on the Cicadas. She got mad and chewed up everything that wasn't metal that was in the shed. She ruined a lawnmower, handles on rakes, shovels and saws.

After that, I just left her out after that to gorge every night. She looked like a blimp when the Cicadas stopped coming out.


17 posted on 05/20/2004 3:54:10 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (What left wing lies of the media, the DNC and foreign enemies will we expose today?)
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To: humblegunner; Flyer; TheMom; Eaker; Allegra; GOP_Thug_Mom; bobbyd; dix; thackney; Xenalyte; ...

I hope I'm not pinging too often but this is funny ping...


18 posted on 05/20/2004 3:58:34 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Always finish what you st)
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Bugs 4 Bush.


20 posted on 05/20/2004 4:02:26 PM PDT by mewzilla
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John Kerry revealed his cicada version of the scarecrow. These will be provided free of charge to all afflicted neighborhoods, and are proven to drive off wildlife.
21 posted on 05/20/2004 4:06:19 PM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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Clinton tried to warn W. of the Cicadas. But W. wasn't listening. He thought it was some kind of twisted clinton riddle: yada, yada, yada, cicada. It's a real shame.


22 posted on 05/20/2004 4:08:31 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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Pretty funny.

I heard that C.A.N.S.W.E.R. is blaming Bush for unleashing war on the Iraqi cicadas.

27 posted on 05/20/2004 7:14:13 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Meatwad make the money, see? Meatwad get the honey, she!)
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One man's cicada is another man's freedom fighter...


28 posted on 05/20/2004 7:18:56 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Meatwad make the money see; Meatwad get the honeys, G.)
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