ZOT! Corporate America's president

N/A | 17 Feb 2004 | MuckRakerExpose

[31R1O]

All your electoral votes are belong to us.

[Hot Tabasco]

cancelled bathroom breaks

Talk about pissed off and nowhere to go........

[justshe]

That IS a perfect day. Congrats!

[Billthedrill]

(Sound of cap whooshing.) Just popped a frosty one in yer honor. Congratulations!

[SC Swamp Fox]

Oh man, that is funny!

[Hot Tabasco]

Cancelled Good Friday did they. That would have been under JFK, since it's never been a holiday in my lifetime.

Well, it has mine and still is this year......

I'm still worried about the loss of my bathroom breaks that my employer never told me about!

[Grampa Dave]

Moby Troll Alert

[Bud Krieger]

I would not be surprised if they started building toilets into the computer chairs so we could not even get up.

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Excellent idea !! I will be working on the designs asap !! I just need to resolve the obvious smell issue ....Oh heck, who cares if it gets a little smelly. The hours it will save will be worth it !!!

[Future Snake Eater]

It is even beginning to affect civil service professions such as the police force, now requesting to cut their sick pay to only thirteen weeks.

Good Lord! How much sick time do you need?

[Hot Tabasco]

my income has gone up more than 50%

You folks hirin'? I don't have many educated skills but I sure work hard!

[GeronL]

Oh what an idiot. nothing about government at all in there... which law did the President sign stopped you from having a bathroom break??

weirdo!!

[Not A Snowbird]

You sound like you work for the government, get a real job.

Hey, now, I resemble that.

[Grampa Dave]

This letter is from a guy worse off than you.

Thanks to the evil GW he lost his life time job and two son in Iraq.


Posted on 01/27/2004 2:21:18 AM PST by F14 Pilot


Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations.

We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.

They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.

This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.

Not a single government program was there to help me.

How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian! If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party. I now support Kerry for President.

If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards, Saddam Hussein

[eyespysomething]

Then cut my blankety-blank taxes and give me my money back.

[Texagirl4W]

I stopped reading after "they have cancelled holidays, including Good Friday'. I still have Good Friday as a paid holiday.

[small voice in the wilderness]

There is a voice in the wilderness, John Edwards, stop listening to voices in the wilderness

Hey, wait just a minute! Here's ONE wilderness voice he needs to hear: GET OUT. :^)

[kitkat]

Uh....Can I have your job? Please? PRETTTTY PLEASE?

GRIN

[kitkat]

Your Viking Kitties:

TOTALLY HYSTERICAL

[Focault's Pendulum]

Here's what really made my day. My 7:30 Appointment was with a young Vietnamese couple named Duong. They have been over here only a few years and they spoke pretty broken English. We pretty much conducted the sale through sign language...and it became pretty hysterical with me gesturing wildly...and them exchanging glances...probably wondering why they let this crazed Polack in their home.

They bargained pretty hard and very shrewdly...tho I think the cave drawings I drew on their living room wall might have given them cause for concern.

Anyway...after we had concluded our business transaction...I asked them if they would ever go back to Vietnam.

The wife replied in a soft voice..."Oh no..we American now." That reply was worth much more than any commission I made.

[Neets]

Cave drawings??

You are one TOUGH salesman toots!!!