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Demolishing PC One Teradactyl At a Time
Mens News Daily ^ | November 20, 2003 | Bernard Chapin

Posted on 11/22/2003 7:33:42 PM PST by gitmo

Much frustration and despair results when the average non-brainwashed human is confronted with the mindlessly sterile political correctness that infects the higher educated strata of our society. Actually, outside the internet and selected television shows, there are few sanctuaries available for the habitually anti-PC.

Today, as another commentator has stated, the golden rule is reversed. We are expected to be “sensitive” to everyone we meet, which in essence, means treating others as they’d like to be treated rather than how you yourself would like to be treated. This adds considerable stress to interactions as it’s impossible to know, by definition, the way in which a stranger would like to be treated.

The failure of most of us to conform to the chaotic and arbitrary rules of the thought police has resulted in a Sexual Harassment and Human Resources hiring boom. These sensitivity personnel are now firmly entrenched within American corporations and universities, and seem to exist wholly to deter lawsuits caused by people acting like the unpredictable mammals we in fact are.

The diabolical nature of PC is visible in the way normal folks are publicly disrespected for saying innocuous things like “I’m proud of my ancestry.” A statement like is only acceptable is you’re part of a favored group; which, in this case, is people of color. For a person like me to say it means that I am only one degree of separation away from the Klan or Adolf Hitler.

My recommendation to the reader is to never be on the defensive when dealing with these little dictators. Defensiveness is what they expect so you should do the opposite. Ideally, those who attempt to control our words should be greeted with a heavy and sudden counter-offensive. The attack must be vigorous. Zeal surprises and confounds them (Indeed, they are so arrogant that they usually are shocked when we don’t admit to being “sexist, oppressive, homophobic, elitist and racist” due to our questioning why taxpayers continue to fund the NEA.).

The goal should be to battle them until they get so mad that they sulk off or threaten physical force. Then, if they happen to be female, interject seconds before their outrage reaches the battery point: “Just like a woman to resort to violence, oh how your estrogen drives your behavior. When will you stop acting like a cavewoman? I guess all the Iron Age chicks are graduating from Antioch this year.”

These meltdowns yield extra benefit as not only does one get the pleasure of telling them off but additional pleasure is found in never having to speak to them again. The funniest part is that they regard their silence as a punishment!

I have now broken out of any kind of constrains I was once under. I exclusively talk without a filter if anyone tries to dominate me with their social mores. I ratchet it up to DEFCON 1 after they try to structure my sentences. At this point, I understand that there’s no reason not to go ballistic on them because there’s no way I’d want to be their friends in the first place.

I had a student in class once tell me, because of the way I had posed a question, that she “was offended.” I stared at her incredulously and, rather than apologize for a delusional slight, I told her, as kindly as was possible, that there was absolutely nothing offensive about what I said.

Yet, had my last name been Getty and property taxes didn’t necessitate side work, I could have said: “I’d give anything to live the type of pampered life you do where you could afford to be offended by the way somebody phrases an everyday question. What do you do if someone cuts you off the highway?”

One can only suppose that she checks herself into a mental hospital to await five days worth of Thorazine, didactic instruction, and group therapy. The stability of your average molly-coddled PC drone is always chancy, especially when they confronted with fight or flight situations like the switching of price tags at Bloomingdale’s or their coffee being served lukewarm.

However, even at my day job, I also try to do my part by operating in the narrow range of behavior that is free but not reprimandable. I, for one, refuse to use “African-American” instead of “black.” I know many “people of color” who also prefer black over African-American. Regardless of their preferences, a couple times in the past, various co-workers have reproached me for using the achromatic description. Inevitably, these co-workers are white so I tell them: “Most of the black staff in this building do not find ‘black’ offensive in the least. Indeed, one of them even sometimes wears a “black is beautiful” t-shirt. Why don’t you go over and lecture him on his lack of compassion? Then you can suggest that he take it off.”

Well, the chances of them ever doing that are about the same as me and my– slow as a Geo Metro legs– being signed to play cornerback for the Bears. No, it’s like I tell some of my co-workers, “the PC enforcers are afraid of you. They would never question your having three illegitimate children from three different women, but, if I went out with two girls simultaneously, I’d be the poster child for the American family’s decline.”

Yes, the time is right to heighten resistance so I encourage you to start battling these trolls with me. My friend, Robert, sets an excellent example. Within his social circle in New York City, he is the only one who practices the art of verbally describing life as it is. He sometimes sends me the email records of his skirmishes with his anti-cultural jackal associates and they are hilarious.

One of the vultures he knows does not work and has his rent and schooling paid for through the noblesse oblige of his older brother. This particular brother is a self-made millionaire and one would suppose that the young man would be grateful for the sweet deal he now has but sadly he is not. He views America as being “Amerika– the racist, sexist, exploiter state” even though his brother, without any connections, went from being a college student to a market maker with only a few years labor. Yet, it seems that nothing can alter this fellow’s malignant and radical worldview.

Robert diligently tried to argue with him for several months but now has given up. His new tactic is to simply label the Trustafarian with hatespeech. In response to his whines, Robert sends back, “why are you such a homophobe?” Then, after his associate emails him analysis of what they had actually been discussing, Robert replies: “It’s practically impossible to interact with such a homophobic person. Why can’t you see that gays deserve rights?” These accusations have tremendous shock value as most of these slaves to Stalinism can only dish it out and have no idea how to take it.

I have decided to imitate Robert’s style when dealing with this cretin as he is so angry and irritable that he even emails me, a person he barely knows, in order to label me as angry, irritable or whatever other name appears on his “Names to Call Conservatives” calendar. It used to be that I’d send him lengthy point by point refutations, but now I return his own medicine: “When will you end your racist hatred? Man, your homophobia has no limits,” or “Your hate will not save you.”

If you follow my suggestions then you too can hear the clackety–clack of PC brain cells trying to fit a person beyond their influence into their sheltered, juvenile worldview. I personally think the only way we can turn back this hoard is to burn bridges and go negative whenever possible.

Realistically, we miss out on nothing by making them full-fledged enemies. Rabid cultural Marxists don’t really have friends anyway; they have co-conspirators. Anybody who spends their life self-righteously correcting others is incapable of meaningful relationships in general. Therefore, I suggest agreeing with them when they lecture you that “silence about AIDS equals death.” Nod your head in agreement and declare that, in light of the motto, their ongoing silence has now become a nation-saving duty.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: culturewar; pc; policallycorrect; wordnazis
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I've recently had a couple of people tell me they were offended by some innocent thing I said that was PC incorrect. I simply said "OK" and went on with the discussion.
1 posted on 11/22/2003 7:33:43 PM PST by gitmo
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To: gitmo
Very true. The article does demonstrate a leftist tactic. Label a conservative as quickly as possible. "Racist", "homophobe", or "sexist" it does not matter because extremists are dimsissed are irelivant. Never mind that the homosexual accusing someone with homophobe is the most hate filled person you will ever meet. You can fill in the group of choice.

I must confess that single feminsts are usually the most angry when you identify feminsts as non marriage material.
2 posted on 11/22/2003 7:49:15 PM PST by longtermmemmory
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To: longtermmemmory
You never hear terms like "heterophobe", "maleist", "caucasiaphobe", ...
3 posted on 11/22/2003 7:54:06 PM PST by gitmo (Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty. -GWB)
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To: gitmo
If the current trend continues, there will come a time when all of us who knew life before political correctness will be gone. Only those who tread on eggshells and speak the language of sensitivity will remain. There will be so much pressure to avoid controversy that no discussions of any consequence will be risked. That will, indeed, be a sad day.
4 posted on 11/22/2003 7:54:21 PM PST by Faith
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To: Faith
I noticed when my boys were in government schools they would go to incredible lengths trying to identify a black person. They would say "that boy with skin that not as light as mine", or "he has pigments in his skin", etc. Obviously they were berated at school to avoid noticing someone's race.

Reminds of the joke about the farmer trying to figure out how to tell his two mules apart. He cut the mane off one, but it eventually grew back. He painted an X on one, but it eventually wore off. Finally he figured out that the white horse was one inch taller than the black one.
7 posted on 11/22/2003 7:57:59 PM PST by gitmo (Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty. -GWB)
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To: longtermmemmory
Their all addicted to anger -- the modern drug of choice. Like many other drugs, it gives you a high, it's habit forming, and it destroys your life in the end.

The PC cultists have made this addiction a virtue.

8 posted on 11/22/2003 7:59:47 PM PST by thulldud (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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To: gitmo
The fellow uses "hoard" for "horde".

When I am angry, and a person with whom I do not have to coexist says they are offended, I reply "You are entitled to your opinion." Then, if appropriate, "Opinions are like "armpits" (usually, instead, a reference to the excretory orifice), everybody has one, and they all stink." This usually gets the job done.

I am an expert at the "slash and burn" human relations approach, sometimes called "give them both barrels"!!! Just ask my wife!!
9 posted on 11/22/2003 8:00:33 PM PST by Iris7 ( "Duty, Honor, Country". The first of these is Duty, and is known only through His Grace.)
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To: thulldud
s/Their/They're/

(and, yes, I DID preview it!)
10 posted on 11/22/2003 8:01:33 PM PST by thulldud (It's bad luck to be superstitious.)
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To: gitmo
Mules or horses?
11 posted on 11/22/2003 8:01:45 PM PST by Holly_P
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To: Holly_P
Whoops. (is my face red). Let's say mules.

My daddy always said there's nothing uglier than a white mule.
12 posted on 11/22/2003 8:04:00 PM PST by gitmo (Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty. -GWB)
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To: patton
Something to wallpaper yer new sheep pen with Bro !

Stay Safe !

13 posted on 11/22/2003 8:04:14 PM PST by Squantos (Support Mental Health !........or........ I"LL KILL YOU !!!!)
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To: seamole
"Fight nihilism with nihilism."

That is quite good. Usually ideologies cannot bear having their offensive critical tools turned against them.
14 posted on 11/22/2003 8:04:41 PM PST by Iris7 ( "Duty, Honor, Country". The first of these is Duty, and is known only through His Grace.)
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To: Iris7
I've used, "Opinions are like a**holes, we all have one. And for some reason you're still full of s***."
15 posted on 11/22/2003 8:05:59 PM PST by gitmo (Stability cannot be purchased at the expense of liberty. -GWB)
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To: Squantos
No way am I comenting on this. Been there, done that, got the scars.

Fuck it.

16 posted on 11/22/2003 8:08:21 PM PST by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
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To: gitmo
Late night bump for later read.
17 posted on 11/22/2003 8:10:15 PM PST by JusPasenThru (We're through being cool (you can say that again, Dad))
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To: patton
ROTFLMAO !!!!!...............Stay Safe !
18 posted on 11/22/2003 8:10:39 PM PST by Squantos (Support Mental Health !........or........ I"LL KILL YOU !!!!)
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To: gitmo
Personally I just look at them without speaking for long enough to unsettle them, and then shrug. This usually is less offensive than "So what?"

If I have to be polite, I say nothing. Sometimes I say "I hear you."
19 posted on 11/22/2003 8:10:53 PM PST by Iris7 ( "Duty, Honor, Country". The first of these is Duty, and is known only through His Grace.)
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To: gitmo
The Indian maid was rowing her canoe across the stream. Her twin sons, both named Horace were with her. Right out in the middle of the stream she decided to change their diapers and in the process she tipped the canoe and all on board fell into the water and drowned....Moral of the story...Don't change Horaces in mid stream.
20 posted on 11/22/2003 8:11:04 PM PST by Holly_P
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