Limbaugh May Have Avoided Speeding Tickets (FreeRepublic strikes again!)

Sloth via Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | 11/20/2003 | Sloth via Rush Limbaugh

[Faith]

Good work, Sloth. We might as well laugh at the leftist media. They think they know all the answers, and yet they don't even know what the questions are.

[Faith]

P.S. God bless you, Rush.

[DustyMoment]

Too funny!!!

I also hear that Rush pays his taxes to avoid having the Feds confiscate his property.

The idea!!!

[SuziQ]

LOL!! This is brilliant!
More 'gotcha' journalism!

[Slings and Arrows]

Latest report is that he took out his Penis in the mens room at CBS thereby exposing himself before urinating.

Dan Rather is suing for damage to his self-esteem.

[ml/nj]

ping

[sauropod]

precisely.

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

This is too good to just bookmark, I'm adding it to my favorites.

[AZamericonnie]

Great job Sloth, very funny stuff!

[Blood of Tyrants]

It was a parody of the "news" story done by ABC where Rush didn't break the law by withdrawing $9900 from his own bank account.

[TAP ONLINE]

I see no humor in this story.

Intentionally driving under the posted speed is dangerous.

I repeat- Intentionally driving under the posted speed is dangerous.

To consciously drive below the posted limit is a distraction. The driver is looking down at his speedometer instead of watching traffic and pedestrians.

Driving under the speed limit intentionally slow is a major cause of accidents and should be illegal.

Besides how can he live up to his name if he drives slow?

[zerosix]

Let's just add up the "crimes" so far: making withdrawals from own account; driving under the speed limit; running yellow lights; removing mattress and pillow tags from own purchases.

Probably removing plastic covers from own lampshades and outdoor furniture cushions will be the next reported crimes of the century.

Glad to know the G-Men are on top of things, what with potential terrorist threats interference and all.

[scannell]

Rush dosen't sleep on a mattress, he sleeps on air.

[scannell]

Rush dosen't sleep on a mattress, he sleeps on air.

[Mich0127]

Oh my god, what an outlaw...he drove close to the speed limit..that is blasphemy!

[GreenHornet]

Yeah, but ABC news has videotape of Rush pulling a tag off a mattress he bought.

ABC is also reporting that an unnamed source close to Limbaugh claims that, on at least two occasions, Rush used his VCR to tape a baseball game without the expressed written consent of the Commisioner of Baseball.

[ducks1944]

I love than that one ! ! ! I bet Dan Rather was up all night crying about that ! !

[ducks1944]

Wonder who Rather lawyer is ??? Mark G. maybe ? We love you RUSH ! ! !

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you very much. It was a simple use of association - think of a little pr*ck, think of Dan Rather.

[novacation]

ROTFLMAO!