Never thought I'd register here and get the ZOT!!

[Madam Tussaud]

I cannot simply stand by and watch you guys lying and lying on this website, about the veracity of John FORGED Kerry, about the patriotism of Jane Fonda, about the authenticity of the forged Bush Guard files...they are authentic forgeries. The White House itself handed those forged documents out after CBS gave them copies...now you guys are questioning them?? LMAO!!

Good God. You guys will do anything to keep a GREAT PRESIDENT who has made this country safer in office wont you? Well GUESS WHAT!! It AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! He's GOING TO LOSE, so GET USED TO IT!!

I'm SICK of the LIES here. START POSTING SOME TRUTH here. DOCUMENTED TRUTH.

Signed,
Dan Rather, CBS News

[fnord]

tick, tock

[ThinkDifferent]

Nice knowing you.

[CzarNicky]

I hear kitties

[litany_of_lies]

zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz

[NeonKnight]

I think I finally beat a ZOT

[NormsRevenge]

lol


tick .. tick .. tick .. tick

[Tijeras_Slim]

Go rinse out your mouth.

[Mikey_1962]

from the deck of the TITANIC adios... good luck in DUmmyville

[MEG33]

You have been misinformed.

[CzarNicky]

me too I never saw one in action before.

[musical_airman]

I think I smell......(sniff,sniff)......ozone and kitty litter........

[wastoute]

Absolute psychosis! LOL

[mykdsmom]

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!!!!!

[Stentor]

The White House itself produced them in response to a lawsuit.

What's funny is that you really believe this. This crap was dredged up out of Dan Rather's bidet you fool.

[weegee]

F*** Democrats.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

You're melting, you're melting.

[Smokin' Joe]

Like Dan Rather?

[Mikey_1962]

Ask President Dukakis what to do

[Casloy]

Come back November third and submit to a bitch slap.

[SandyInSeattle]

they are authentic

You've seen them, have you?

Go away, child. I'm sure there are some nice cartoons on at this hour of the morning for you to watch.

[Ditter]

How are things at the museum Madam? A little dead around there?

[Ludicrous]

Haiku for a Zot:

Unhappy Little Troll
Your message has been zotted
Please don't come again

[shezza]

I'm SICK of the LIES here.

So am I! So stop posting them and go away!

[MarMema]

Soreloser.

[Mikey_1962]

blub, blub, blub,

That is the sound of a former swift boat Captain sinking...

[BobFromNJ]

By by , Madam knownothing!!

[THX 1138]

"Silly little bleeder..., one kitty stew comin right up...

[MEG33]

I am going to shock you....We are not here to please you nor to entertain you...We are here to support our troops, our country and our conservative views...The vast majority of us are here to support

BUSH/CHENEY 04...FOR THE SAKE OF OUR NATION.

Get over it!

[shezza]

DOCUMENTED TRU^th
There, that's better.

[Casloy]

But I cannot simply stand by and watch you guys lying

Then go back to your Spiderman action figures and stay outta here.

[Chaos]

John sKerry is a Flip Floper! He's gonna lose! GET USED TO IT!!!!!

[cynicom]

Madam...

Please raise your bloomers and depart this place.

[Smokin' Joe]

Rats! Madame has allready achieved "banned or suspended" status. Hrrrmph! I wanted to see the vitriol on the "about page"....

[SandyInSeattle]

Good one... that stuned his beeber!

[trisham]

I'm SICK of the LIES here. START POSTING SOME TRUTH here. DOCUMENTED TRUTH.

***************

Yawn. This person should be banned, if only for boring us.

[sirchtruth]

Mr. Rather, is that you?

We're so honored.

NOT!

[jriemer]

[Ditter]

Madam gets her news from dan blather.

[SandyInSeattle]

"Madam"? I don't think so.

Here's my theory: we all know there is only one troll, who is paid by Jim to amuse us and keep the Moderators off the streets. But did you know this troll is a balding hippie dude with a ponytail and hemp sandals, wearing a tie die shirt, posting on a laptop from a Portland Starbucks?

I'm pretty sure I've seen him there.

Madam indeed.

[highlander_UW]

I'm SICK of the LIES here. START POSTING SOME TRUTH here. DOCUMENTED TRUTH.

Want some more truth...

John Kerry 9/7/04 "Iraq is the wrong war, in the wrong time and in the wrong place."

John Kerry on 9/8/04 "Iraq is a part of the War On Terror."

John Kerry really does believe Iraq is part of the war on terror, and he just doesn't believe in fighting terrorists. Either that, or he's flip flopped again...you chose.

[MEG33]

Obviously...Perhaps Madame needs to stick around and be educated.

[weegee]

What's funny is that Dan Ratherbiased assures us that these documents are absolutely genuine. Yet when they aired the clips from the Nick Berg video (nothing explicit), he and other "journalists" said that the video "allegedly" showed the decapitation of Nick Berg.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Up your nose with a rubber hose, troll! ZOT!®

[gutshot]

"Signed,
Ramsey Clark"

Is that really you, Mr. Former-Attorney-General? Or is what we have here another weak forgery?

[weegee]

Mod revision of the original.

[Darksheare]

Steve Taylor - Meltdown (At Madam Tussaud's)

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a national disgrace
It's the middle of the night at the London shrine
Could have been the janitor, could have been divine
Someone said the thermostat never did work
Now we've got the temperature going berserk

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a national disgrace
Celebrities, statesmen, history's elite
They're dripping in the hallways, they're starting to secrete
They're pouring out the pores, they're shrinking on the spot
Someone take a photograph--get 'em while they're hot

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the president looks alarmed
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a general's been disarmed
Feverish at Fleet Street--story of the year
"Get the Facts--House of Wax Photo Souvenir"
"Shameful" Says the Times. "Maybe Done By Vandals"
Panic on Wall Street--put your stock in candles

I thought I heard a ghost say
"Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day
Nobody told me there's fire in the hole
Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a rock & roll hotel
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--they're blending very well
Elvis and the Beatles have seen a better day
Better off to burn out than to melt away
Dylan may be fillin' the puddle they designed
Is it gonna take a miracle to make up his mind?

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--athletes on the floor
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--they're running out the door
Bad boy McEnroe couldn't keep his cool
Now he's with the rest of 'em, wading in the pool
"Howard Hughes--Billionaire" says the written guide
Pity that his assets have all been liquified


"Celebrity status only got in the way
Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day
You can't take it with you--there's fire in the hole
Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--the queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's--a national disgrace
Down in the dungeon--the Chamber of Horrors
Look at all the criminals soften to the cores
They're mixing with the head of state floating down the lane
Good, bad, there they go down the same drain