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Cops Find Cocaine Hidden in Guacamole
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| Wed Sep 24, 8:06 AM ET
Posted on 09/24/2003 11:30:23 AM PDT by martin_fierro
CHICAGO - Four men have been arrested and charged with drug possession after police found what they estimated to be $39 million worth of high-grade cocaine hidden inside a shipment of Mexican avocado pulp Friday.
"This came right through the border," Chicago Police Cmdr. Wayne Wiberg said Monday while standing in front of still-bundled 2-kilogram bricks of cocaine, each of which had been individually stuffed inside 180 buckets of frozen guacamole.
After a tip, police located 308 kilos of cocaine inside the buckets taken from a truck. Police found another 760 tubs of the green goop at a warehouse in Addison.
"Somebody said, `Let's get some chips,'" Wiberg said. "I said we'd be here for a year."
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You don't normally ingest guacamole through a straw.
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posted on
09/24/2003 11:32:08 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I can't believe jigsaw keeps track of witty taglines)
To: martin_fierro
What a great coincidence...Mrs. Bat and I are going to El Ranchito tonight. I think I'll just stick with the "Plate is hot, senor Numero Uno Combo" though...
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posted on
09/24/2003 11:37:08 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Why do the Flag postage stamps peel off upside down..infiltrators?)
To: ErnBatavia
Avoid the new menu item named "GuacaCoca".
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posted on
09/24/2003 11:41:15 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I can't believe jigsaw keeps track of witty taglines)
To: martin_fierro
OK, not a lot of time here, but somebody has to say it.....
HOLY GUACAMOLE, BATMAN !!!!
(Be back for more later)
<|:-)~~
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posted on
09/24/2003 11:41:20 AM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(I only ride my Harley on days with a "Y". Or special days, like if the Sun comes up.)
To: martin_fierro
"When the day is done, and you wanna ride on - Guacamole..." just doesn't have the same ring to it...
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posted on
09/24/2003 11:45:04 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Madness takes its toll. Luckily, I have exact change ready...)
To: martin_fierro
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit guacamole.
To: Chad Fairbanks
just doesn't have the same ring to it... Screws up the Iambic pentameter. Wameter. < /obscure commercial reference >
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posted on
09/24/2003 11:50:08 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I can't believe jigsaw keeps track of witty taglines)
To: martin_fierro
Just sing the "Guacamole" part really fast. I mean, if country singers can rhyme "I am, but I ain't... I could, but I just cain't..." then this should be ok, too
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posted on
09/24/2003 11:51:35 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Madness takes its toll. Luckily, I have exact change ready...)
To: JoeSixPack1
HOLY GUACAMOLE, BATMAN !!!! What they found was not Wholly Guacamole.
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posted on
09/24/2003 12:02:06 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I can't believe jigsaw keeps track of witty taglines)
To: Chad Fairbanks
You need a valid Poetic License to do that, though.
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posted on
09/24/2003 12:02:46 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(I can't believe jigsaw keeps track of witty taglines)
To: martin_fierro
Oddly enough, I have one!
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posted on
09/24/2003 12:41:38 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Madness takes its toll. Luckily, I have exact change ready...)
To: martin_fierro
I liked that commercial. I don't remember what product they were selling, but I liked the commercial. I guess that makes it a successful failure, like Apollo 13.
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posted on
09/24/2003 6:05:17 PM PDT
by
TrappedInLiberalHell
(Hillary walks into a bar. Let's hope it leaves a nice bump on her forehead.)
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