You married money that comes from Heinz ketchup ...
Archeaologists make astonishing discovery!
Posted on 09/04/2003 1:01:48 PM PDT by LonePalm
Kerry You're No Favorite Son
KANSAS
Parody by LonePalm
Kerry you’re no favorite son
We'll have peace when you are gone
Lay your blow-dried head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Once you rose above the Democrat dwarf pack
Just to get a glimpse and then you were thrown back
You were scoring in New Hampshire
But you had to cry
Now it looks like it will be Howard Dean man
He’s just a pawn in Hillary’s unseen plan
You can hear the voices when you’re dreaming
You can hear them say
Kerry you’re no favorite son
We'll have peace when you are gone
Lay your blow-dried head to rest
Don't you cry no more
You married money that comes from Heinz ketchup
You’re behind so now you’ll have to play catch-up
And if you claim to be the front man
It surely means that you don't know
I don’t see how you’ll get the nomination
You might as well start planning a vacation
You set out to live in the White House
But you hear the voices say
Kerry you’re no favorite son
We'll have peace when you are gone
Lay your blow-dried head to rest
Don't you cry no more
No!
Carry on
You can always do research
Carry on
Or maybe you could play Lurch
Now your wife's no longer as rich
Surely limbo waits for you
Kerry you’re no favorite son
We'll have peace when you are gone
Lay your blow-dried head to rest
Don't you cry no more
There is a downside to writing song parodies. They come to you in the oddest places. The idea for this one came to me this morning as I was dragging trash cans out to the street for collection.
Hmmmm! Maybe that's not so odd after all.
Carry on Wayward Son midi.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
You married money that comes from Heinz ketchup ...
Archeaologists make astonishing discovery!
Whoops ! I should have included you in #7 ...
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Hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz…hey, hey, John Kerry-Hei-einz
When you were a young lad eating French fries
Your mom was flustered 'cause you'd always choose mustard
Yes, indeed, it had been quite amusing
You grew up and ketchup you were choosing
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
You have much more hair than do most women
It needs such good care…call Jose Eber
"Be careful!" they all hear you holler…you'll pay a hundred fifty dollars
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
But you…you needed money to run…lots of big money to run
So…you're grabbing that widow's buns…grabbing that widow's buns
(brief musical interlude)
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
Here go RATS again…a Northeast lefty
You'll try to shock us…just like Dukakis
You'll win Massachusetts, California…but over the Red Zone we will warn 'ya
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…it's really evident
John Kerry-Heinz, what's your game now…could it be president
Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…Kerry-Heinz…ha ha ha ha ha ha
I hear you on Sean Hannity every now and then. Keep up the good work.
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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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