Posted on 04/14/2024 3:51:08 AM PDT by george76
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Biden reportedly lashed out in anger at aides after they interrupted his beach vacation for the potential start of World War 3.
"You interrupted my beach nap...for this?" screamed Biden as he looked at images of Iranian military strikes. "Ugh, what do my generals even do? This is ridiculous."
According to Pentagon sources, with American jets on ready near Israel and ships prepared to help shoot down Iranian missiles, they unfortunately had no choice but to bother President Biden. "We know he really hates when we call him during his beach trips, but sadly a massive war may be starting and he's technically supposed to be here," explained Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "Obviously, we would all prefer to let him enjoy his vacation, but unfortunately World Wars do require the President to sign a few things."
What. A. Drag.
And DAMIT!..... a war could melt his ice cream!! ..../sarc
“Tell ‘em they need to sort it out among themselves but we’ll sell ‘em anything they want.” —Go Brandon
Man’s gotta have his priorities...
The DemoMarxists just can't get it through their heads the only thing these psychopaths respect is strength. They don't respect a brainless punk sending John Kerry on his knees begging for forgiveness with piles of money that went right to Hamas.
And I wouldn't doubt that all these pro-Palestinian morons protesting Israel are the same morons who relentlessly protested Trump who would have prevented Oct.7th which kicked off the Israeli/Hamas war.
I’m expecting substantial check but the company sent it snail mail ( We requested Fed Ex. I call it “don’t care mail” ). I keep picturing finally getting it in my burned up mailbox thanks to Biden. Won’t have worry about putting it’s remnants in the bank as they’ll be craters.
“... but can we get a 10% cut for the Big Guy this time?”
"I ran Israel," the bogus president intoned during his coitus interuptus, and then the dog started howling.
Secret service agents were bitten again while removing the dog from Jill's large fish tank, with the president slumping over a teleprompter full of dirty langage composed by lesbian press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.
BOth the adrenalin drip lines and blood transfusion lines had to be removed from the presidential medical ports.
When later confronted with the nuclear foot ball, bogus president Biden yelled, " Thats the Green New Feel!".
The bogus president later fell asleep during briefing in the White Hut situation room and would not awaken. Decisions were made by VP Harris with the counsel of Barrack Obama. As a direct result the administration will free up another 10 billion dollars of frozen Iranian assets in Iceland banks and will also send 5 tons of seder passover bread to Bibi.
The bogus president plays both ends against the middle every chance he gets, a fact well known by wife Jill Biden and by the German shepherd .
May God have mercy on our souls for allowing this POS to be president, even though a bogus one.
Nice try BB but I doubt this is not true.
I guess it would be completely out of order to notify him him when he loses the election then.
And he is still polling 30% who are these people the real deplorables
beech?
LMAO
more like interrupted his 3 pm Jello time!
Babylon Bee did it again...
No ...Obama and Soros would tell him "not true!"
BIDEN’S WHOLE LIFE has been a VACATION & CORRUPTION & COVERING UP FOR HUNTER
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