Posted on 11/01/2023 12:39:41 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK, NY — Halloween revelers were shocked this week after a new haunted house that had gained strong notoriety for featuring human bodies being ripped limb from limb turned out to simply be a Planned Parenthood clinic.
"Totally not what we thought it was," said haunted house aficionado Cliff Martin. "We heard there was this medical-themed haunted house that had really horrific scenes that would scar your psyche and hang like a dark cloud over your soul for the rest of your life, so we came to check it out."
"What we discovered was worse. Way worse."
Sources say even the most desensitized visitors find themselves changed forever after witnessing the reality of what goes on in Planned Parenthood clinics. "We frequently entertain ourselves by enjoying theatrical depictions of violence and bodily dismemberment," Martin said. "This is just a whole different level. This is real, and it's really disgusting."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It brings more Emotion than Humor, even dark humor, which I'm sure was NOT the intent.
(typed in my best Nightmare on Elm Street voice)
The Bee .... doing Gods work lol
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