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Posted on 08/11/2023 10:09:37 AM PDT by McGruff
In a press conference today, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced he will be appointing a new special counsel, David C. Weiss, to investigate the Biden's and then cover up all their crimes.
"I have given Mr. Weiss full power and authority to investigate Hunter Biden and the Biden family. We must conduct a thorough investigation so we can know which crimes to sweep under the rug," said Garland. "After a thorough inquiry, Mr. Weiss will be in charge of destroying all evidence, bringing no serious charges, and granting Hunter Biden immunity forever. He is a man of the utmost integrity and I trust him to do this job to the best of his ability."
The new Special Council will be given access to all damning evidence of corruption and bribery against the President, which he will retain and then destroy. All remaining witnesses will then be invited to a surprise paddle-boarding party at the President's beach estate.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I know nothing...nothing.
I thought Babylon Bee was a satire site. Did they convert to standard news?
Seems like satire and genuine news teams have merged.
“It was Trump in a Biden suit!”
The last line is the best....
“At publishing time, President Biden had thanked the Special Council for his outstanding service to the nation and wired him some bribe money.”
Are we sure that isn’t going to happen? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
In the plea deal case is all the evidence needed to convict Hunter Bribden. In the house committee is all the evidence needed to jail hunter and impeach and remove and jail his father.
This is a delaying tactic set to run after the election.
Give me the files and I’ll write the indictment and impeachment allegations by Monday.
Is this the same Weiss that offered Hunter a deal so sweet that two of the DoJ paralegals who typed it went into diabetic comas?
It MUST BE AN OUTSIDER OF CURRENT GOVERNMENT!
Democrats are LAW-LESS because Republicans are BALL-LESS!
The Bee is spot on.
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Wolf and her Husband are Democrat Donors.
Lesley Wolf
IMPEACH WOLF ALSO!!
Babylon Bee, the paper of record!
If you want the truth, go read the Bee!
According to the noon news the ‘Special Counsel’ will now place every name, no matter how remotely involved with the Xiden Crime family, ‘under investigation’. This allows any spokesperson for the administration to deflect any question about the situation with ‘I cannot comment about an on-going investigation’ or ‘I refer you to the Just-us Dept or the FBI’
It is a massive firewall that cannot be breached by legal machinations. It also gives the Rs the excuse to say ‘We cannot do anything - our hands are tied.’
Garland remains meritless.
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