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β€˜Help me, Jesus!’: Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman, then both attacked by a hawk
Click2Houston ^ | 8/5/23 | Andrea Slaydon,

Posted on 08/07/2023 1:58:50 PM PDT by CFW

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To: NautiNurse

She still wins.


41 posted on 08/07/2023 2:55:43 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants ( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
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To: CFW

That’s worse than a squirrel going berserk in the Antioch Baptist Church!


42 posted on 08/07/2023 3:01:26 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Definitely agree!


43 posted on 08/07/2023 3:03:26 PM PDT by NautiNurse (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Selling out the U.S.A.: The Briben Brandβ„’)
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To: SaveFerris

“Thats your tractor story!?!”


44 posted on 08/07/2023 3:08:26 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: peggybac

(partial pizza slices)

Oh, that was me. Sorry. Oops. 😬

πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•


45 posted on 08/07/2023 3:09:14 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Man, she was a cutie πŸ₯°


46 posted on 08/07/2023 3:10:14 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Yo-Yo

OMG…


47 posted on 08/07/2023 3:14:20 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! πŸ”­)
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To: CFW

Yikes! Why was she cutting the grass instead of her husband?
And just HOW HOT WAS IT in Beaumont, Texas last Tuesday?

For the 33 years we lived in a house, I cut the grass and did the yard work.
Not my wife.


48 posted on 08/07/2023 3:22:38 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! πŸ”­)
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To: wildcard_redneck

Indeed. My SIL and her ex were falconers.


49 posted on 08/07/2023 3:23:21 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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To: gitmo

I’m pretty certain the damn hawks took my 18 year old Houdini right outside the garage not two months ago.

The previous farms around me are now half McMansions and half gone to wil forest harboring all kinds of “critters and varmints” the farmers of my youth kept under control.


50 posted on 08/07/2023 3:25:44 PM PDT by hoosierham (Freedom isnt free)
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To: CFW

If you ask for a sign, and this happens, it was probably a sign.


51 posted on 08/07/2023 3:28:38 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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To: tired&retired

That’s the “First Self-Righteous Church”! LOL


52 posted on 08/07/2023 3:35:39 PM PDT by MortMan (Lawfare puts the label on the banana republic.)
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To: tired&retired

“That’s worse than a squirrel going berserk in the Antioch Baptist Church!”


LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Now that is a story that will make you laugh so hard your tummy will hurt and you will pee your pants. I kid you not! No matter how many times I hear it, I laugh so hard that I can barely breathe. True humor at its best!


53 posted on 08/07/2023 3:46:15 PM PDT by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: CFW

Where’s Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?


54 posted on 08/07/2023 3:48:32 PM PDT by skepsel ("A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime", Mark Twain.)
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To: SaveFerris

LOL. My pup was mad when I took it out of her mouth.


55 posted on 08/07/2023 3:59:04 PM PDT by peggybac (My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
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To: peggybac

I’ll bet!!


56 posted on 08/07/2023 4:00:01 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: AlaskaErik

How many times per year do you mow?


57 posted on 08/07/2023 4:04:47 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: wildcard_redneck

“Mmm! Lady fingers!”


58 posted on 08/07/2023 4:42:57 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: mware
Was at a stop light once when a hawk with a squirrel in its talons flew by me at eye level.

Freaky, isn't it? Saw an owl scoop up a rat one night, just as I drove past on a dark residential street. There were lots of mature oak trees that blocked the streetlights, so only the side-scatter from my headlights illuminated the dark patch where the rat was scurrying. Quick as a wink - gone.

59 posted on 08/07/2023 4:44:57 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: CFW

Thanks for posting.

I have not laughed so hard, inappropriately, in a long time.

It’ll take some time for me to stop.


60 posted on 08/07/2023 4:47:21 PM PDT by simpson96
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