Baldur's Gate III Boasts 'Tender, Consensual' Sex With a Bear

CBR.com ^ | July 7, 2023 | Julia Anderson

[Ciaphas Cain]

Baldur's Gate III evelopers Larian got its livestream banned on TikTok after it revealed a spicy scene with a bear.

Per IGN, the scene in question, which is still available to view on Twitch, sees the player as Astarion share a tender moment with a bear. The bear in question is actually a Druid, Halsin, taking Wildshape bear form after the two agree to have sex. The scene is partly played for laughs, according to Larian, as evidenced by the shot of a squirrel witnessing the moment and dropping its acorn. "Every single person who's seen it is like, 'oh my god.' But it's funny," said Larian boss Swen Vincke, who also called it "hilarious."

"Have you ever considered the joys and pleasures of sexual congress with a wildshaped Druid?" Baldur's Gate III Lead Writer Adam Smith added. "Because at Larian, we have, and ultimately landed on the side of giving the people what they want: tender, consensual romance with a man temporarily transformed into a grizzly bear." Larian Director of Publishing Michael Douse tweeted about the situation, stating, "Tiktok canceled our stream because it was too artistic and they don’t understand."

[Ciaphas Cain]

I miss the good old days when the worst this sort of thing ever got was the Leisure Suit Larry games.

Is bestiality next up on what "the woke" are steering us toward?

[Joe 6-pack]

Leisure Suit Larry now occupies the Oval Office...

[Responsibility2nd]

Is bestiality next up on what “the woke” are steering us toward?

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Why not? Sex with minors is already a common occurrence. Promoted by the left.

[I want the USA back]

I was wondering the same thing: will beastiality become the newest addition to the long unpronounceable acronym consisting of letters, numbers and symbols and beginning with LGBT?

[mykroar]

"Tiktok canceled our stream because it was too artistic and they don’t understand."

Twitch is far from blameless, but yeah - I don't think that was the reason.

[BipolarBob]

This reminds me of the rugged man who went to Alaska and wanted to become a REAL Alaskan. He went to the bar and announced his new arrival and his desire to become a real Alaskan. He asked what do I have to do to become one and be accepted? The response he got was thus : (1) Drink a bottle of our strongest whiskey (2) wrestle a grizzly bear and (3) have sex with an old eskimo woman.

He was gone for two weeks and the locals gave him up for dead. He came in one night torn to shreds but still alive. He was barely able to ask "Now where's this old eskimo woman I have to wrestle?"

[ClearCase_guy]

It’s bearly obscene.

[Ciaphas Cain]

That’s a good one!

[Wuli]

Bestiality is never merely “artistic” and is never a postive thing. fictional depiction or otherwise.

[imabadboy99]

these people are completely depraved. And even worse is they push their depravity out into the public to influence and de-sensitize others.

[sauropod]

Disgusting.

[Darksheare]

Concurrent with pedo crap.

[rfp1234]

Add a Z to the Krazy Alfabet for z00philia.

[No name given]

It sure looks that way unfortunately.

[No name given]

My thoughts exactly.

[No name given]

That’s right!

[No name given]

Those degenerates better enjoy it while they can. Hell won’t be so enjoyable.

[escapefromboston]

I could never get very far in that game. I was more of a Maniac Mansion kid.

[NewHampshireDuo]

Oh gosh. I remember a joke like that from long ago (’70s). Not the same but very similar. Now I’ll be fixated on trying to remember it.

[equaviator]

There was always that one dipshit idiot who would boast “I’ll f*ck anything that walks!” at a party or bar...Oh yeah, well go f*ck yourself!