[BipolarBob]

This reminds me of the rugged man who went to Alaska and wanted to become a REAL Alaskan. He went to the bar and announced his new arrival and his desire to become a real Alaskan. He asked what do I have to do to become one and be accepted? The response he got was thus : (1) Drink a bottle of our strongest whiskey (2) wrestle a grizzly bear and (3) have sex with an old eskimo woman.

He was gone for two weeks and the locals gave him up for dead. He came in one night torn to shreds but still alive. He was barely able to ask "Now where's this old eskimo woman I have to wrestle?"

[Ciaphas Cain]

That’s a good one!

[NewHampshireDuo]

Oh gosh. I remember a joke like that from long ago (’70s). Not the same but very similar. Now I’ll be fixated on trying to remember it.

[NewHampshireDuo]

Now I remember. Briefly. Two guys are headed to Alaska in search of gold. At a bar, a fellow tells them they need to take these wooden cutouts of women. They get talked into it and purchase the boards. Months later, one of them returns to the bar. “Where’s your partner?” Had to shoot him, caught him f...... with my board.