[Libloather]

UFOs may get lost in space after the big move. Science.

[I want the USA back]

Not wacky. Insane. Energy is not free. The energy required to do this is much more than humans have available to them. Dream on, “scientists”!

The idea is insane and irresponsible.

[C210N]

Instead of speeding up the earth, I want to slow it down.

So, I can get off.

[antidemoncrat]

“the sun is very slowly getting brighter, and in a billion or so years time it will make Earth too hot to live on. “

Oh no we’re all dead ... oh wait ... it said a billion years ... I thought it was a million years ... relax

[jmcenanly]

It would make more sense to start colonizing the outer Solar System rather than trying to move the entire Earth.

[rellimpank]

—let’s straighten it out on its axisso we aren’t bothered by seasons and blow the moon up, so we have rigs like Saturn—both ideas of which came out of academia some years ago-

[wildcard_redneck]

Believers in “global warming” are part of a messianic, doomsday cult. They are ready to kill us all just like the Aztecs ripped out victims’ hearts to feed their creepy, demon gods.

[subterfuge]

Albert Zijlstra - attention whore

[PIF]

It would be cheaper and simpler to move humans to Mars.

[GingisK]

We’ll be needing all of those cows back for their combined reaction thrust.

[posterchild]

While I applaud the effort to consider the kind of world we’ll leave behind for Keith Richards, isn’t there a balance between the centripetal forces of gravity and centrifugal forces of the orbit that have nothing to do with the earth’s rotation?

[ViLaLuz]

Albert Zijlstra seems to have a god complex.

[Navy Patriot]

...the solution to global warming? Scientist claims we should MOVE the Earth away from the sun

How about we move just the Scientist three million miles farther from the sun?

[Pearls Before Swine]

This movement would extend a year to 380 days, meaning we'd have to insert an extra 15 days into a calendar year somewhere.

The calendar would be the least of our problems.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

If I were a betting man, I’d bet that some natural or human catastrophe will cause the earth to be uninhabited a billion years from now anyway , except for maybe the cockroaches, and they’re on their own.

[FlingWingFlyer]

First we’re going to control the climate now we’re going to drive the Earth around the universe looking for a cool place to park. Reminds me of “Childhood’s End”.

[WKUHilltopper]

It’s “tha” science. Embrace it.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Another wacko idea to “save the earth!”

Remember the 1970s when they wanted to stop “THE COMING ICE AGE” by mining coal, grind it to dust, mix it with oil and spray it on the glaciers and ice caps to increase warming?

[muir_redwoods]

The same people who can’t stop extended car warranty calls want to move a planet.

[Fai Mao]

What they are admitting is that the cause of GW is the sun

[sasquatch]

I like it here. Move the sun.