EXCLUSIVE: Is THIS the solution to global warming? Scientist claims we should MOVE the Earth away from the sun - here's how his wacky idea could really work

Daily Mail ^ | 6/10/23 | Jonathan Chadwick

[Texas Fossil]

When Worlds Collide?

Muy Estúpido

[digger48]

Stock up on long John’s for the ice age they create

And for God’s sake, get your covid shot

[occamrzr06]

Great, another solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.

[nicollo]

ROFL!

[Bernard]

When cartoons become adult science, who would have ever thought?

In that case, we could just use Upsidasium to move the Earth to a new orbit. After all, the world's entire supply is located in Miinesota.

[I want the USA back]

Not wacky. Insane. Energy is not free. The energy required to do this is much more than humans have available to them. Dream on, “scientists”!

The idea is insane and irresponsible.

[C210N]

Instead of speeding up the earth, I want to slow it down.

So, I can get off.

[antidemoncrat]

“the sun is very slowly getting brighter, and in a billion or so years time it will make Earth too hot to live on. “

Oh no we’re all dead ... oh wait ... it said a billion years ... I thought it was a million years ... relax

[jmcenanly]

It would make more sense to start colonizing the outer Solar System rather than trying to move the entire Earth.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Exactly right. The only solution is to move Earth to a different solar system.

[rellimpank]

—let’s straighten it out on its axisso we aren’t bothered by seasons and blow the moon up, so we have rigs like Saturn—both ideas of which came out of academia some years ago-

[wildcard_redneck]

Believers in “global warming” are part of a messianic, doomsday cult. They are ready to kill us all just like the Aztecs ripped out victims’ hearts to feed their creepy, demon gods.

[subterfuge]

Albert Zijlstra - attention whore

[PIF]

It would be cheaper and simpler to move humans to Mars.

[GingisK]

We’ll be needing all of those cows back for their combined reaction thrust.

[butlerweave]

You mean Mad Scientists

[TangoLimaSierra]

If you move the Earth, won’t gravity snap it back to its previous position?

No. That's the point in speeding up which would raise the orbit just like satellites.

I do wonder what kind of chaos would ensue in the effect on the other planets, though.

[posterchild]

While I applaud the effort to consider the kind of world we’ll leave behind for Keith Richards, isn’t there a balance between the centripetal forces of gravity and centrifugal forces of the orbit that have nothing to do with the earth’s rotation?

[ViLaLuz]

Albert Zijlstra seems to have a god complex.

[butlerweave]

The Day the Earth Caught Fire (1961) , LOL