Worms in Church

email from a friend | 4/12/2023 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol ... Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup ...Dead .

Fourth worm in good clean soil ... Alive...

So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service!

Today is International Disturbed People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...

Just as I've done.

"Hang in there sunshine, you're special!

[sodpoodle]

God bless

[Qwapisking]

Well that settles it. I won’t be having worms today!

[HighSierra5]

That’s an oldie but a goodie.

[muir_redwoods]

Reminds me of the scientist who drank himself blotto five nights in a row.

First night, scotch and water, second night rye and water, third night brandy and water, fourth night gin and water and fifth night vodka and water.

Conclusion, water was the one constant. It is to be avoided.

[Jhadur]

Wasn’t this already covered in the Diet of Worms? Asking for a disturbed friend...

God bless and have a fun day!

[Red Badger]

An so ended the Diet of Worms...................

[Verginius Rufus]

The books on the Reformation never say how many people got sick from the Diet of Worms.

[imardmd1]

I close my eyes when I sip a plain shot of premium whiskey because it makes my mouth water, and I hate mixed drinks.

[Myrddin]

Fun tale. We're having a different experience. A former dispatcher that worked with my wife is hoping her 15 year old son survives. Her son drank enough alcohol at his grandmother's home to generate a 0.40% BAC. He was taken to the ER and vented for 24 hours. He seemed to be OK, so was released. Once home, cardiac arrest and a transport to trauma services in Idaho Falls. Currently in a coma. Significant lung congestion has prevented doing an "off vent" test to see if there is enough brain left to support breathing off the vent. Not looking good. Anticipating a plug pull and funeral.

[Zathras]

You are doing a great job bringing back humor to FR.
Remember FR, we are all on the same team even if we might disagree from time to time.

[Verginius Rufus]

That's very sad. Hope he makes it.

The country music singer Keith Whitley died at 34 from acute alcohol poisoning (BAC of 0.47) after a long struggle with alcoholism.

[Cowman]

Another worms diet...

A guy goes into a diner for breakfast and orders burnt toast spoiled eggs and raw bacon. THe waitress asks "Why would you want an awful breakfast like that?" The guy answers; "I have a tapeworm and thats good enough for him."