Reminds me of the scientist who drank himself blotto five nights in a row.
First night, scotch and water, second night rye and water, third night brandy and water, fourth night gin and water and fifth night vodka and water.
Conclusion, water was the one constant. It is to be avoided.
I close my eyes when I sip a plain shot of premium whiskey because it makes my mouth water, and I hate mixed drinks.