Posted on 03/22/2023 4:12:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle
SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you.
We will save your sole.
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
"Blind man driving."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
*In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
*On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for:
You've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's truck.
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck.
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
And when I worked for a Charter Airplane company:
“Tell us where to go…and we’ll get you there!
And the best one for last...
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
Excellent way to get ready for another Wednesday!
Thank you
Already out to my list.😊
Bttt.
5.56mm
Funny stuff, thanks.
It’s like when Mary mistook Jesus for the gardener.
Gotta laugh.
The town I grew up in had just such a shop with just such a sign.
Thanks. We all need a good laugh these days.
Air Conditioner Repair
If your wife is hot, give us a call.
We have a septic truck,in neighboorhood that says “We rush so you can flush”
At the bail bond agency:
“We’ll get you out if it takes 20 years!”
At the barbershop:
“Haircuts While-U-Wait”
Or one I actually saw on a sign in Tucson:
“Honk if you love peace and quiet.”
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