Prince Andrew 'in despair' after being left nothing from Queen's £650m inheritance

Daily Express ^ | 12/3/23 | Catherine Meyer-Funnell

[Eleutheria5]

Y-you mean Harry Seldon’s Foundation? The Clintons are involved in that?

[DPMD]

Soldier? He’s a vice admiral in the Royal Navy. Retire for the pension.

[Night Hides Not]

Yeah, my tongue is firmly in cheek. I’ll be working into my 70s, God willing. I like my job and my company, and someone’s got to fund my grandkid’s college accounts.

[mairdie]

He is retired and he DOES get a pension. It is his only income now that his mother’s annual allowance has stopped.

[DPMD]

Anne is considering using her looks to become a supermodel, and Ed is hoping to become the Commandant of the UK’s Marines.

[SuperLuminal]

Sure would like to get my hands on whoever blabbed! 😎

[DPMD]

Sell off some of those costumes the royals are so fond of wearing.

[livius]

My heart bleeds.

[GreatRoad]

I meant any Foundation that slick willie would be able to get a gig for an old pal. Never heard of the one you mentioned but I’ll look it up now.

[Maine Mariner]

Bumper sticker seen on an expensive motor home drived by a retiree: “we are out spending our childrens’ inheritance.”

[Clutch Martin]

Andrew’s aha moment.

Life is short and then you die.

[JayGalt]

Girl was 17, legal in UK.

[ottbmare]

What about Anne and Edward?

Anne and Edward actually work. Anne especially.

[ApplegateRanch]

Primogeniture in action.

Aren’t second sons supposed to enter the clergy?

Get thee to a monastery, Andy!

[JPG]

[cyclotic]

I never bought the education establishment lie that finding college was anyone’s responsibility besides the student.

We loaned our kids the money and they paid it back.

[rollo tomasi]

Life set on extremely easy mode monetarily while married to Duchess of York (Not bad looking either). Fetish for teens and whatever else negated all of that. No pity party for you because you got caught. Pull your pants up and own up to your weakness. Get a job or something as well.

[Tijeras_Slim]

FAFO ol’chap.

[Old Student]

My dad told us when I was younger that “Being of Sound mind and body, I spent it all.” I believed him. Don’t blame him, either.

Oh, and that “oldest child gets it all” is called Primogeniture. If you don’t want to get nothing, you have to kill off all your older siblings. Or find another line of business.

Being the oldest in my family, too, I didn’t make it to the funeral, either. Besides, my step-mom put up with him for over 50 years, and I think she deserves everything she could get from him. I still love my dad, but I’m not at all blind to his many faults.

[wildcard_redneck]

"Girl was 17, legal in UK."

Prince Andrew was diddling underaged girls in the US where it is definitely illegal. Plus, Andrew has piss-poor choice of friends with Jeffrey Epstein. He's a creep and, speaking as a father of 3 girls, the Pervy Prince is getting exactly what he deserves.