Prince Andrew 'in despair' after being left nothing from Queen's £650m inheritance

Daily Express ^ | 12/3/23 | Catherine Meyer-Funnell

[fieldmarshaldj]

Getting too crowded with Demonrat politicians.

[drSteve78]

McD’s always needs good help.

“Would you care for a side order of chips with that burger, mum?”

Yeah, he could totally do that.

[drSteve78]

There’s an Edward? Who knew.

[alternatives?]

“Write a tell-all book. Get the money up front.”

He wasn’t they only one at the island by any means. Why was was the only one with a picture released?

[algore]

whatever.

when my father died he left my sisters and I nothing, instead he built a school for children in Sierre Leone.

While I always expected nothing, I was still hurt he did that.

one day I am going to travel there tour the school and see the happy children and maybe that will help.

[WKUHilltopper]

Learn to code.

[Political Junkie Too]

There's a war going on. Learn to become an auto mechanic like your mother did.

-PJ

[cyclotic]

My dad told us in writing that his goal was to die broke.

Let’s just say he failed pretty miserably.

[Leaning Right]

Maybe Andrew, Harry, and Meghan can get together and do a silly walks show.
I understand that sort of thing was once quite popular in the UK.

[Eleutheria5]

Or he could help Ukrainian refugees, work in a soup kitchen in Poland.

[SamAdams76]

I was wondering if Andrew and Meghan could come live with me and my wife and clean our house as maids.

They could live with us (rent free) and we'd pay them $15/hr as that is the current minimum wage here in Connecticut.

[BobL]

“Write a tell-all book. Get the money up front.”

Or write a book attacking Trump, even if all lies. Then you also get the media appearances to push the book.

[Bullish]

Giggle of the day on Andrew.

[ConservativeMind]

Well, he will always have those fond memories of Epstein Island to live off of.

[Eleutheria5]

He could rat out his fellow johns, too.

[Eleutheria5]

Or blackmail them.

[seowulf]

I’m sure he could get a job at the Daily Mail or the Sun. He’s got the inside scoop after all.

[Reily]

Maybe Saint Helena or the Falklands need a new governor?
Perfect jobs for both Andrew & Harry, they both can get their military commissions turned back on. Get pay & benefits and do something useful and necessary as royal governors. (The UK apparently intends to keep hanging onto these bumps in the ocean, so by definition they ate useful and necessary!)

[GreatRoad]

Maybe Slick Willie can get him a gig at the Foundation.

[DPMD]

there’s always the street corner cardboard sign route: Will be a royal fop for food.