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60 Minutes Interviews Population Control Expert Thanos
The Babylon Bee ^ | January 3, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/04/2023 8:59:09 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

MANHATTAN, NY — This week, 60 Minutes host Scott Pelley held a sit-down interview on the universe's ecological sustainability with a figure who has been both dismissed as a doomsdayer and celebrated as humanity's best hope for longevity on earth: Thanos.

"Little one, it's simple calculus. The universe is finite, its resources finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting." Thanos spoke to CBS's Scott Pelley in an interview that many onlookers called "ominous" and "awkward." When Pelley pressed the hulking purple figure on "who would do the correcting," Thanos demurred, opting to rub his knuckles and gaze wistfully into the distance, mumbling about "a grateful universe."

In the video, Pelley attempts to ease the tension with light jokes, but is met with sharp glances, outbursts, and declamations. One specific moment has already gone viral for eliciting cringes: Thanos overturned his chair when leaping to his feet to proclaim "I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist – I call that mercy!" Scott Pelley chuckled uncomfortably when Thanos drove his point home with a theatrical "snap," eliciting a growl: "You have my respect, Pelley. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you."

Thanos had agreed to come on the show to promote his book "Cursed With Knowledge: A Small Price To Pay For Salvation," which has drawn criticism as its predictions failed to materialize. The book is famous for quotes including "The battle to feed all of humanity is over…the world will undergo famines," "hundreds of millions of people are going to starve to death," and "The hardest choices require the strongest wills."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Food; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: fingersnap; malthusianism; populationcontrol; satire; scottpelley; sixtyminutes; thanos

1 posted on 01/04/2023 8:59:09 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Thanos has been wrong fewer times than Ehrlich...


2 posted on 01/04/2023 9:00:46 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Laugh all you want at the Babylon Bee. It’s series in the couple that moved to Texas was brilliant

However:

Sen. Rand Paul airs grievances in ‘Festivus Report’ on federal waste

https://nypost.com/2022/12/23/sen-rand-paul-airs-grievances-in-festivus-report-on-waste/

including $118,000 from the National Science Foundation for a study on whether the Marvel movie villain Thanos could actually snap his fingers while wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.

That’s happening folks. In real life. With our money.


3 posted on 01/04/2023 9:03:55 AM PST by qaz123
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Somehow, Babylon Bee ARTICLES ALWAYS SEEM TO COME TRUE...................


4 posted on 01/04/2023 9:06:15 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Creepy looking dude


5 posted on 01/04/2023 9:23:42 AM PST by Nifster (OI see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: qaz123

Rand needs to revive William Proxmire’s “Golden Fleece” award.


6 posted on 01/04/2023 9:27:31 AM PST by RedMonqey
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To: Nifster

“Ole Scrotum Chin”


7 posted on 01/04/2023 9:29:45 AM PST by RedMonqey
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Thanos is the ultimate Democrat.


8 posted on 01/04/2023 9:46:15 AM PST by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie. )
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To: RedMonqey

Absolutely.

And it would be wonderful if there was a PAC that bought ad time to push all of this info out to the public.

Not that politicians can be shamed. They know no shame, but folks should know where it’s being wasted.


9 posted on 01/04/2023 10:07:49 AM PST by qaz123
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Red Badger; qaz123; stinkerpot65
In Oregon the practical expression of this will be the proposals brought forward by the Task Force on Universal Health Care to the new Oregon legislature for government healthcare. The objective would be to substitute government for private healthcare in Oregon. Medical guidance would flow through an unelected panel to a bureaucracy administering treatments allowed within government funding. Doctors and patients would conform to approved scenarios for treatment created to contain costs.

Princeton bioethics professor Peter Singer in the New York Times illustrated the best thinking for managing single payer healthcare. “Rationing health care means getting value for the billions spent by setting limits on which treatments should be paid for from the public purse….There’s no doubt that it’s tough – politically, emotionally, and ethically - to make a decision that means that someone will die sooner than they would have if the decision had gone the other way….The task of health care bureaucrats is then to get the best value for resources they have been allocated….If a teenager can be expected to live another 70 years, saving that life gains 70 years, whereas a person of 85 can be expected to live another 5 years, then saving the 85-year-old will gain only 5 life-years. That suggests saving one teenager is equivalent to saving 14 85-year-olds”.

Besides age, I can think of additional criteria that can constrain costs. For example, we can measure intelligence, define mental illness, and identify physical handicaps and addictions. Overall, the panel and bureaucracy could decide certain people make minimal or no contribution to society. The access to healthcare would be adjusted accordingly. I remember that under the current Oregon Health Plan a woman could not obtain treatment for a cancer but was eligible for euthanasia to deal with any pain.

Isn’t it amazing what can be achieved when the traditional moral compass no longer exists.

The "Costs" of Medical Care

http://townhall.com/columnists/thomassowell/2009/11/03/the-costs-of-medical-care-n1088569

Why We Must Ration Health Care

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/19/magazine/19healthcare-t.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

10 posted on 01/04/2023 1:02:40 PM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: EEGator

Put him in a hoody and he looks like Fetterman.


11 posted on 01/04/2023 2:12:21 PM PST by Clioman
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To: qaz123

Rand got a little start(and without a PAC)
Proxmire got it done without one, just need the political will to do it.


12 posted on 01/04/2023 4:21:19 PM PST by RedMonqey
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To: Retain Mike

Wonder how Singer is going to feel about all of this when he’s the person they’re evaluating.


13 posted on 01/04/2023 8:03:37 PM PST by qaz123
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To: qaz123

Just like Leon Trotsky. He believes he will always be in charge.


14 posted on 01/05/2023 9:38:32 AM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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