Fact checkers want folks to stop calling Beto O’Rourke’s bacterial infection ‘monkeypox’

AmericanWire ^ | August 30, 2022 | Tom Tillison

[Gaffer]

I don’t, either. But it is the definitive proof of his protestations he doesn’t have it. Or, as I said, he could just show us a full detailed picture of his mouth. :0)

IMO, something ain’t right here. Just sayin’

[gundog]

It could be legend.

[william clark]

Hey, he’s on preventative dirt, so...

[bray]

He does act a little light in the loafers.

[MercyFlush]

No one denies something this adamantly if they don’t have it.

To me this is confirmation that Beta O’Rourke has monkeypox.

(I already knew he was queer)

[Savage Rider]

So … if Beto didn’t have monkeypox, what did he have? Bacterial infection that required IV antibiotics is too vague. How did he acquire it? Has he been eating dirt from where the invaders are coming in? Did he cut himself shaving and take a dip in a stagnant pool of rainwater? So many possibilities.

[Hieronymus]

Lots of Legend in Texas Politics—

It turns out governor Hogg (”If English is good enough for Jesus”) did not have two daughters Ima and Ura.

He only had one, Ima.

[HamiltonJay]

“ 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with other men.”

That 4 percent difference also have sex with men, but lie about it

[North Coast Conservative]

Simianpox then?

[HombreSecreto]

Beto shock the monkey!

[dfwgator]

"Touch him....Love Him...Liebe Meine Abschminke!"

[HombreSecreto]

LOL

That makes Beto as happy as a little girl...

[FlingWingFlyer]

Come on Amerika! Do what the “fart checkers” tell you to do. ROTFL.

[SgtHooper]

How about simply, Peckerpox.

[Roadrunner383]

Well, actual bacterial infections can be tough. The wife spent 6 1/2 weeks on IV antibiotics for a knee infection. A week in the hospital after emergency surgery and then the rest at home doing the antibiotics thru a PIC line three times a day. Hard to control some bacteria, Daptomycin finally did it for my wife.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Monkey pox. The perfect infection for banana republic politicians.

[fwdude]

Can we just call it “AIDS” then?

[rollo tomasi]

Sane people want political grifters (Who Reuters and the rest of the media ilk support) to stop calling people wanting America to be great again, fascists.

Tit-for-tat manipulative “fact” checkers (Who can't figure out the what context is to save their lives).

[Delta 21]

"Fact Checkers"