She says "Oooh boy!" and follows the sign. After driving a while she gets confused and stops. She gets out of the car, looks around then says, "They should take that sign down! There's not a lot out here, just an empty field."
Posted on 07/20/2022 3:49:42 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
Just remember that Blondes are now telling AOC jokes. :-)
I’ve sat beside her numerous times !!
I’ve been married twice. Both times to blondes.
Am I a glutton for punishment or what!?
That particular blond had an addsdicktome and is now President of the disUnited States
You are indeed. 😀🤪😂
Brilliant!
Funny but way dated.
PLEASE do not use all CAPS on your next post.
Actually hard to read.
Thank you.
I didn’t see that coming.
LOL
You could copy that post into Word, change the case to Sentence Case (Format / Change case / Sentence case), then re-post. It’s painful to try to read.
Technically true. The main Toronto airport isn’t in Toronto. It’s next door in Mississauga.
She says "Oooh boy!" and follows the sign. After driving a while she gets confused and stops. She gets out of the car, looks around then says, "They should take that sign down! There's not a lot out here, just an empty field."
AOC was seen pushing a new mercedes into the dealership with her gringo boyfriend behind the wheel. A salesperson from the dealership came out and reprimanded her boyfriend for making her push, to which she defended him saying, “Don’t be silly, i can’t drive a stick.”
See? Now THAT’S funny!
Perhaps sod was writing this joke to blondes who are hard of hearing.
That’s why she was shouting.
Yes. That makes perfect sense. (I should’ve thought of it - LOL!)
What makes it even worse is that I’ve always been most strongly attracted to brunettes! 🥺
I guess I have a variation of my first cousin’s problem. She has Asshole radar. If there’s an asshole within 20 miles she zeros in and falls in love with him. Every Time. ☹️
She says, “No problem,” and she heads to the garage. After 9 hours, covered with sweat and paint, she knocks on the door and says “All finished.”
“you scrapped, sanded, filled in the holes? “Yes” “Primer and 2 coats of paint? “Yes” Handing over the money, the owner says, “I’ll check it out. I may have more work for you.” The blonde smiled and said, . “And oh, by the way, it’s not a Porsche, it’s a Maserati.”
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