Posted on 03/14/2021 6:42:56 PM PDT by bitt
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new executive order handed down from President Joe Biden will allow service members to select camouflage that reflects their chosen gender identity.
Soldiers, Marines, and sailors deployed to the front lines will be given the choice of which kind of uniform to wear. Options range from transgender flag colors and rainbow colors to lesser-known gender identity flags, such as tater-tots and dragonkin. You can even choose a furry suit, if you so desire.
"Rather than being stuck with patriarchal desert, forest, or urban camouflage, U.S. service members can now select camouflage that matches the flag of their chosen gender identity," said a spokesperson for the Pentagon. "It is important that every military member feel comfortable in their uniform and that it reflects their lived truth, whether that be a man in a woman's body, a woman in a man's body, or a grapefruit."
"Finally -- you can live your truth even as you fight America's enemies."
In unrelated news, there has been a spike in casualties among the armed forces fighting on the frontlines, though it's unclear why.
I have nothing but respect and love for our troops, but you know, ‘what’s his name over there in that building’, HE seems to have NO respect for them....
I wish this was true.
Babylon Bee missed two funny gag stories that were real knee slappers:
women in combat to cause lowering of fitness standards for combat and
climate change restrictions to hamper American military after being applied by Biden.
BUT....
Those were true, real news stories in threads on Free Republic. Genuine news stories.
Did I mention we are in deep trouble?
Sniper check!
In the next real war expect great upheaval in the American military as all of the metastasizing, cancerous projects of the left cause great confusion and death.
Thank you Bee! Everyone in the Pentagon will read this and some will come to face their folly.
I said “some.”
Perfect camo if you are fighting in a toxic waste dump.
The Bee is always fun.
I think old 'what's his name' cares more about social engineering than about safeguarding the country...
I’m sorry, but I missed the satire.
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