Posted on 01/26/2021 5:26:21 AM PST by sodpoodle
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Julie ..... Julie"
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit ......somewhere near Mildura.”
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!
Jesus said, “There is no marriage in Heaven.”.....................That’s why it’s called ‘Heaven’.........................
Love this FR place :)
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth...
After that, everything else was Made in China.
I don’t know why but but always believed that in Heaven we are all children again, hence no marriage or adult relationships of any kind.
👍
Lol!
Anywhere without the rotgut of having to deal with godless, leftard destroyers is a small slice of Heaven on earth.
That’s great.
You lost me with the first line!
LOL!
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