Posted on 10/15/2020 8:12:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After two days of Amy Coney Barrett gracefully and stoically answering questions with perfect recall and no notes, suspicions grew on Capitol Hill that she might be a practitioner of the dark arts.
"Oh, she's a witch alright, just look at her!" said Senator Hirono. "Just look at the way she's dressed and how she's so much prettier and smarter than us! She's in league with Beelzebub himself, I just know it! We must burn her!"
Senator Hirono then pulled a live duck out of a massive burlap sack next to her and announced: "In addition to being a Senator, I am also quite wise in the ways of science. Everyone knows witches burn because they are made of wood. I think I read that somewhere. Wood floats, and so do ducks-- so logically, if Amy Coney Barrett weighs as much as this duck I found in the reflection pool outside, she is a witch and must be burned."
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But ACB’s true test will be when Dick Durbin unleashes the Knights who say “Ni!”
DANG!
It’s too bad ACB didn’t turn Hirono into a newt.
Good grief!
That Pythonesque “scientific” argument makes more sense than the Climate-Alchemy that’s floating around in the skulls of Marxists.
Most of Hirono got better, but her brain is still that of a newt.
She’d be better looking, that’s for sure!
It’s a fair cop!
I stand corrected.
Ugly soul.
LOL!
I personally believe in mild AGW, but not in the Green Great Leap Forward New Deal. An all-of-the-above energy policy without fear (taxes and excessive regulation) or favor (subsidies) should be sufficient.
I too fart in her general direction, and I have it on good authority that her mothair was a hamstair and her fathair smelled of elderberries.
Bjorn Lomborg agrees.
Hirono swings from both sides if the plate, she looks very masculine to me. The questions she asked were very eerie in my book, she is hiding something
I guess she did not get better.
Hornio is a troll. You know. Those ugly things that live under a bridge.
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