Posted on 09/28/2020 10:12:13 AM PDT by bitt
Since Trump has vowed to nominate a woman to the Supreme Court, his shortlist of candidates has been reduced to just a few highly female judges. Signs were initially pointing to Amy Coney Barrett, but a new candidate has emerged from the shadows as a front-runner for the coveted nomination: Tedina Cruzette.
"I had never heard of this Tedina before," said Trump. "But she is very, very female, which is important, so important. She doesn't have much of a judicial track record, but she seems like a really smart cookie. Loves America. Loves our veterans and law enforcement. And she's not bad-looking either! I know I can't say that but some people are saying it, you know. Not bad-looking!" Trump then made the "curve" gesture with his hands.
Miss Cruzette is a Cuban-American legal expert from Texas. She is reportedly well-known by her peers as a real actual female and also an expert in all kinds of law stuff, as well as a totally huge fan of the Constitution. "Oh, I just adore the Constitution," said Cruzette before coughing loudly and clearing her throat. "Oops! I'm sorry my voice sounds a little funny. I've been a little under the weather, darling. I simply can't wait to accept Mr. Trump's fancy nomination and do all kinds of lovely things for America!"
Critics are concerned by Cruzette's thin judicial record and some have reported being a little freaked out that she walks around awkwardly with what appears to be a MyPillow stuffed in her dress.
"Oh that ain't no pillow, that's just me darling!" Cruzette said with a flirty grin to reporters yesterday. The interview was cut short, however, when Joe Biden attempted to sneak up behind her and sniff her hair.
The Bee is normally hilarious but this one was a miss.
The Bee falling flat today...
Much like the Drudge Report, the Babylon Bee is no longer run by the same people. Not the 180 change of the Drudge Report, but still it’s a change to people who don’t really get it.
That Tedina is one good looking womern.;-)
Attorney General Ted Cruz should be considered.
I had a hearty laugh the other day, seeing Ted himself posting a link to this on his Twitter.
I laughed....The Bee stings again.
I wonder where Tedina gets her hair done? Nanzi could use the name of a good hair stylist with that mop of hers.
First time I’ve seen it
Hilarious!!
Thanks for posting :)
I know it’s early in the new day, bitt...but ROFLMAO! The Bee Sting.
Face - Words - Deeds.
The SUBHUMAN PSYCHOPATHS won’t get it. The B knows. Gotta B one of their best ever. GR8. Laugh-of-the-day BUMP!
Forward this one to every PSYCHOPATH. They’ll want to shut down the B. CoVid - 19 84? Let’s see where’s my B-12, D-3 and other vitamins. Which ones did you say that you take, PSYCHOPATH Fauxi? Was it Zinc? From A to Z. The alpha to omega. Or is that the fraternities and sororities these PSYCHOPATHS come from? I dunno...I forget...I’m getting old too JoeJoe. C’mon man.
When are Teddy Bear and Orange Cheeto-face man bad gonna pass out some more bears at the border? Or, will they just toss them over the wall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU86F44tqDE
Put the cherries back in the bowl, Ted. Put the cheetos back in the bag, Glenn.
GUILTY !
I agree, this was a miss. Ted Cruz specifically turned down the role, and good sarcasm is based on truth.
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