That made me think of the film Brazil, for some reason.
Posted on 09/03/2020 1:08:14 PM PDT by BipolarBob
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Nancy Pelosi was minding her own business this week when a salon owner called her and said in a gravelly voice, "Listen, toots -- I got a proposition for ya." The salon owner then explained how she wanted her to come in to get a perm, absolutely free. "It's a great deal -- no strings attached. No funny business. Take it or leave it. Come around back. No cops."
Pelosi showed up for the appointment but felt uneasy from the beginning since the salon owner wore a shirt saying "I HATE NANCY PELOSI." But despite her misgivings, she continued on, really needing to get her hair done and her skin tightened.
Just as her head was being dipped in the bowl, Pelosi noticed one of the hair stylists pressing a button labeled "SUMMON POLICE TO FRAME A POLITICIAN" under the counter. The Speaker of the House leaped to her feet and made a break for it, screaming for her chauffeur to start the car.
"Step on it, Bugsy!" she shouted at her getaway driver. "It's a setup! The popo's comin' in hot!" The hair stylist almost nabbed her, but Pelosi pushed over a rack of shampoos and conditioners, slowing down her pursuers just in time for her to leap into the back seat of her car.
A police car came screaming around the corner just as she and her driver peeled out, taking a hard right down a nearby alleyway. The police officer riddled the back of her car with bullets from his Tommy gun before Pelosi narrowly managed to escape by driving off the end of the docks, where her car turned into a steampunk submersible and she got away scot-free.
Democrats are known for their lies.
Sorry, BB, you failed completely on this attempt at humor. Nancy never turns right, especially not hard right. :-)
Good catch! Verrrrry clever! :-)
“The bitch set me up!”
Oh thank goodness Nancy Baby Face Nelson err Pelosi got away dirty err clean...
WOW! And I was excited when Hillary escaped that sniper fire.
Amazing, Nancy can actually run.
It wasn’t a salon, it was a Speak(er) Easy.
Didn’t see scream “the bitch set me up!”
... maybe that was a different Democrat.
;)
Actually she said “snipper” fire ... or something like that. Anyway, typical .....
Probably has a personal trainer like RBG, I assume.
Nancy keeps her old knees limber kneeling in reverent idolatry to fallen blacks. Didn't even use a kneepad or pillow on the hard marble floor of the US Capitol. Can't remember if she knelt at the Golden Calf ( I mean the Golden Casket) at the funeral that time, or just burst into tears over the heartbreak of police targeting blacks for murder every day.
Obama kept his lower back in shape by bowing at the waist to every foreign dictator while they giggled over it. He was as supple in his lumbar region as a child's bobbing toy.
Footnote:
George Floyd will be buried in a Promethean golden casket or coffin at Houston Memorial Garden in Pearland, Texas. Floyd is the third person after Michael Jackson and James Brown to be buried in a gold-plated casket. MJ's coffin costs $25,000.Jun 10, 2020
That made me think of the film Brazil, for some reason.
“The bitch set me up”
(Nancy ‘channeling’ Marion Berry)
But Pelosi saw her chance and pushed over a rack-full of pricey shampoos and
conditioners into her White House carry-all (made in China) to stock her Cali spa bathrooms.
Not one of their funnier ones.
The Babylon Bee is getting better by the day.
The BEE is a buzz’n. :-)
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