Posted on 07/16/2020 7:22:59 AM PDT by Red Badger
THE body of a man inside a plastic bag was discovered by authorities early Wednesday morning on the roof of a McDonald’s restaurant.
A maintenance worker at a Bronx McDonald’s on East 149th Street near Grand Concourse altered authorities after he made the shocking discovery of an unconscious person on the roof of the restaurant.
According to authorities, at approximately 5:57am police responded to a 911 call of an unconscious person on the roof of the McDonald’s restaurant located within the confines of the NYPD 40 Precinct.
Upon arrival, officers observed an unidentified male, unconscious and unresponsive, inside a plastic bag and wrapped in a moving blanket.
EMS also responded to the location and pronounced the individual deceased at the scene.
A local resident told the New York Post, that her friend lives in the building one window up from the McDonald’s roof and saw the body, which she said was surrounded by flies.
“The smell was pouring in through the window and the feet were poking out,” Marsha told the outlet.
“He looked like he had been there a few days because he was lying all wet in the water from the rain.”
The investigation is ongoing and the Medical Examiner will determine the cause of death.
According to police, the identification of the deceased is pending family notification.
Carrion Luggage Ping?................
Um, would you like fries with that?
Coming to Hallmark Channel this fall, the McDonaldland Murder Mysteries...
Covid, no doubt. Hospitals are so full they have to stack patients on top of McDonalds. Oh, the horror!!!
He had too much lovin’ it.
What dirt did the corpse have on the Clinton’s?
A Houdini-Wanna-Be, just practicing his escape act, and it all went terribly wrong?
Try to imagine the poor cops who had to repond to that call. Given the hostility to the police does anyone believe that the police will thoroughly investigate this crime?
So THAT’S what McNuggets are made from!
A maintenance worker at a Bronx McDonald’s on East 149th Street near Grand Concourse altered authorities
I wonder how that’s done.
Oooooohh, good one. And believable.
Now you know what’s in their secret sauce.
I’m calling it right now, it was the Hamburglar!
McDonald’s is my kinda place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries up your nose
Pickles between your toes
And don’t forget those chocolate shakes
They come from polluted lakes
McDonald’s is my kind of place!
Alternative ending:
Last time I was there
They stole my underwear
McDonald’s is my kind of place!
Hammurderer. He supersized.
“wrapped in a moving blanket.”
I doubt the corpse was moving the blanket? Maybe the “journalist” meant Movers’ blanket.
I saw that, ‘alerted’ is the real word.........
Spell-check poem:
The Spell-Checker Poem
More than an exercise in homophonous humor, “Candidate for a Pullet Surprise” endures as a cautionary tale for all those who place too much trust in spell checkers.
Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker’s
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault’s with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word’s fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw’s are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
To clarify, authorities stated:
“Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!”
Unresponsive corpse man
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