Try to imagine the poor cops who had to repond to that call. Given the hostility to the police does anyone believe that the police will thoroughly investigate this crime?
Back in the '60s we had a club that met monthly. One of the members was the son of a funeral director. Said he was given the crap jobs. One day they got a call of a dead guy atop the lockers in Grand Central Station, NYC. He put on the oldest, crappiest worn-out clothes as he knew what was going to happen.
Sure enough, some vagrant climbed up on some lockers that were near a steam line - nice and warm. He dies and Mother Nature took its course. When the kid went to move the body, the corpse literally poured down and drenched him with dead-people liquid. He told us this while we were having an after-meeting sandwich at a local deli - flushed the whole bunch of us out.
[Sidebar] We asked him if he ever encountered dead people sitting up. He said no, but one time while he was preparing a corpse, he dropped a tool and bent down to pick it up. At that point, the corpse's arm dropped off the table and clapped him on the shoulder. Said they never could get the stain out of the floor.