Posted on 07/15/2020 10:42:22 AM PDT by Eleutheria5
Washington owner Dan Snyder and new head coach Ron Rivera will "develop a new name and design" approach, the team said Monday. However, Martin McCaulay, an actuary from Alexandria, Virginia, jumped on the speculation of a name change way before the announcement.
McCaulay has filed numerous trademark claims in the last six years for potential monikers for the Washington football team. A search by CBS News in the United States Patent and Trademark Office's database found at least seven names that have been registered in just the last month alone. Among them include the Washington Red Wolves, Washington Redtails, Washington Monuments, Washington Americans and Washington Veterans....
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Snyder wants ‘Champions’ (which they will never be under his ownership) but will happily go along with “Red-tails” if that is what tests well with his sucke—err, “sports consumers”
It should be “Dynamos”
Washington Oligarchs
Washington Tyrants (is that bad-ass enough for an NFL team?)
If they want to get rid of the Washington part too, how about:
Capitol Offense
The Washington Irvings.
BENEDICT ARNOLD’S LEG
Symbol would be a leg
How about the Washington Gimme Dats?
How about the “Washington Dontgiveadams”? Heck, they should change the nicknames of all the NFL teams to “Dontgiveadams”!
Washington Snowflakes
That works too.
Washington Foreskins, Washington Dildos, Washington Deficits,D.C. Dipshits, Washington Cowards, Washington sack of crap, Wait, Washington was a bad guy and the left wants to tear down his statutes too, so how about the Eastern Fairies?
Washington Swamp Creatures.
It doubly stinks for me.
While I am Jewish, I was born in ‘88 (CE lol) So growing up my passwords and internet handles all inevitably had “88” in them.
Oh no...
The washington Trump’s
Washington Not Straight White Men Under 50. I am over 50 but the rest applies to me.
Name them Cowboys. All of our fine, upstanding dark-skinned neighbors in DC are Cowboys fans.
That’s spoken for, unless the Dallas franchise wants to change its name to Dallas Farmer-shooters, or something similar.
Y-you mean all this time you were really a Nazi?/s
Great.
Washington Deep Staters
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