Virginia man trademarks dozens of possible new names for Washington NFL team

CBS News ^ | 15/7/20 | eleutheria5

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

There is ONLY one appropriate name. The Washington Foreskins.

[Eleutheria5]

Let’s keep the tonal quality the same: Washington RINOs. Every time they’re about to win, they hand the ball to the other team.

[4yearlurker]

The Washington Inoffensives.

[unixfox]

The Washington Sucks.

[Eleutheria5]

Logo will be an uncut male member, fully erect and ready for action.

[butlerweave]

Washington Washington

[Eleutheria5]

The Washington Booker Tees?

[Migraine]

I have dibs on the trademark “88’ers”, as the team seems incapable of seasons better than 8 and 8.

[bigbob]

No, because the city is full of complete pricks.

[dangus]

Stupid news articles. The copyrights are invalid.

[BereanBrain]

Washington Snowflakes
Washington Taxmen
Washington BuerauCrats

[luvbach1]

None of the names suggested are going to be used,As for those copywritten, Washington Americans would not be bad but, of course, too pro-American for the left. Also too hypocrtical for a team that kneels during the national anthem.

[Eleutheria5]

That’s a Nazi code word, since the 8th letter in the alphabet is H, so 88 means Heil Hitler. So it’s perfect! Let them throw a hissy fit about that next.

[Bob434]

Washington Butt-Wipes is more appropriate

[FamiliarFace]

Washington Sellouts

[silent_jonny]

Let's be inclusive and choose a name that reflects the entire league.

The Washington Felons

The Washington Baby Daddies

The Washington Illiterates

The Washington Entitled

[alancarp]

Washington Dryingtons?

[tallyhoe]

The Washington Custers!

[Texas resident]

Name the team in honor of their fans.

The Washington Empty Stands.

[Buckeye McFrog]

That’s a Nazi code word, since the 8th letter in the alphabet is H, so 88 means Heil Hitler.

I once had an email address with an 88 in it and canceled it after learning this fact. Made me angry as none of the ones I wanted was available and the one with the 88 in it was the suggestion of the host provider.